Hmmm, this just gave me a thought the very moment I saw the last reply. This is a kind-of math equation/philosphical piece but I'm not that skilled and it's a spur of the moment thing so please excuse any faults but I thought it could give a good laugh so I'll try.
If Chicks dig jerks.
and Chicks don't dig pilots
Then Pilots aren't jerks after all
This was based on the classic thing about pilots not being attractive to women but with the above statement about jerks, that actually could hint that pilots aren't jerks anyway (again, this is just an attempt at a spur of the moment joke, there's still the matter of the pig vs pilot drunk joke hehe, oh and know that I look it thrue before posting I see that this might not be very friendly against women but it's just an attempted joke without any real insult intended).
Frank