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Offline TheSoccerMom

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2006, 04:28:17 AM »
"there are 1500 other guys here that are running around flashing the pilot card...."

  ;)        ;)        ;)


Well, GEE.  Sometimes you have to flash more than the er, uhm, er... "pilot card".....  Ahem.


 :o   :o   :o   :o   :o 

(Oooh, I hope this doesn't get me thrown in the Penalty Box.....   8)  )

   
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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2006, 04:42:17 AM »
"there are 1500 other guys here that are running around flashing the pilot card...."

  ;)        ;)        ;)


Well, GEE.  Sometimes you have to flash more than the er, uhm, er... "pilot card".....  Ahem.


 :o   :o   :o   :o   :o 

(Oooh, I hope this doesn't get me thrown in the Penalty Box.....   8)  )

   

What then?  Like, and ATP rating?   :-[

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2006, 08:37:34 PM »
And why do girls always go for the jerks?
Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.  --Bruce Almighty

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2006, 08:47:39 PM »
Hmmm, this just gave me a thought the very moment I saw the last reply. This is a kind-of math equation/philosphical piece but I'm not that skilled and it's a spur of the moment thing so please excuse any faults but I thought it could give a good laugh so I'll try.

If Chicks dig jerks.
and Chicks don't dig pilots
Then Pilots aren't jerks after all :D

This was based on the classic thing about pilots not being attractive to women but with the above statement about jerks, that actually could hint that pilots aren't jerks anyway (again, this is just an attempt at a spur of the moment joke, there's still the matter of the pig vs pilot drunk joke hehe, oh and know that I look it thrue before posting I see that this might not be very friendly against women but it's just an attempted joke without any real insult intended).

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #49 on: December 13, 2006, 08:59:01 PM »
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If Chicks dig jerks.
and Chicks don't dig pilots
Then Pilots aren't jerks after all

You forgot to factor in mans second law:

Anyone with a beautiful woman when you're not = jerk  |:)\

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« Reply #50 on: December 13, 2006, 09:07:02 PM »
By the way,  What does CPT stand for?  And who is Bridget Jones?  :-\

Phil

It looks like I use different abbreviations for everything lately: CPT stands for captain.....
I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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« Reply #51 on: December 13, 2006, 09:14:45 PM »
If Chicks dig jerks.
and Chicks don't dig pilots
Then Pilots aren't jerks after all :D

until it (I mean the relationship) lasts, I agree with you (then they become jerks like any other)! :)
Jokes apart, there is a kind of common K I found in several male pilots, from what I could see in the years spent in the aviation field. they are fun, and they are dreamer and often quite romantic too (at the very least, if you do not pass me it, I could say that nobody else will rent an aircraft to take you to the sea for an escapade...). and well, it's a charming mix... 
I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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« Reply #52 on: December 13, 2006, 11:02:33 PM »
And why do girls always go for the jerks?

Three reasons, we're good looking, we got money, and we're well-------never mind!   (Damn, I got suckered into admitting it again)  :-\

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« Reply #53 on: December 14, 2006, 04:16:39 AM »
And why do girls always go for the jerks?

HA, this is perfect, Gulfstream!


Girls DO go for the jerks.....   women don't.    :-*   :-*   


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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #54 on: December 14, 2006, 04:48:27 AM »
And why do girls always go for the jerks?

HA, this is perfect, Gulfstream!


Girls DO go for the jerks.....   women don't.    :-*   :-*   




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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #55 on: December 14, 2006, 10:12:08 AM »

However, when i droped the card that I was an ATC student, their initial replay was, "oh your going to go collge to be the guy on the ground with the colored flashlights?"  I generally walked away after that.  However the few that knew what it was were greatly impressed, though im not sure why, quoting my favorite movie Pushing Tin, "air traffic controllers have the highest rate of depression, alcaholism, divorce and suicide of any profession."

I beg to differ on the rate of alcoholism.   I thought pilots were almost *required* to be alcoholics.  ;)    Heck, that's the argument my roommates tried to use on my to get  me to drink, allthough I didn't really care.  ;)


Hey Phil, been there, done that.... wait a minute... sorry, wrong line...  really....   been there, still there...     



HA, this is perfect, Gulfstream!


Girls DO go for the jerks.....   women don't.    :-*   :-*   

But didn't we establish in the humor thread that women are evil?    :P

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #56 on: December 14, 2006, 03:45:08 PM »

However, when i droped the card that I was an ATC student, their initial replay was, "oh your going to go collge to be the guy on the ground with the colored flashlights?"  I generally walked away after that.  However the few that knew what it was were greatly impressed, though im not sure why, quoting my favorite movie Pushing Tin, "air traffic controllers have the highest rate of depression, alcaholism, divorce and suicide of any profession."

I beg to differ on the rate of alcoholism.   I thought pilots were almost *required* to be alcoholics.  ;)    Heck, that's the argument my roommates tried to use on my to get  me to drink, allthough I didn't really care.  ;)


Hey Phil, been there, done that.... wait a minute... sorry, wrong line...  really....   been there, still there...     



HA, this is perfect, Gulfstream!


Girls DO go for the jerks.....   women don't.    :-*   :-*   

But didn't we establish in the humor thread that women are evil?    :P

-Ryan

Woman are evil. It's even in the bible.

Jebus said that money is the root of all evil.
You need alot of money to be with a girl.
Girls therefore are evil!!!!
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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #57 on: December 14, 2006, 03:48:08 PM »

However, when i droped the card that I was an ATC student, their initial replay was, "oh your going to go collge to be the guy on the ground with the colored flashlights?"  I generally walked away after that.  However the few that knew what it was were greatly impressed, though im not sure why, quoting my favorite movie Pushing Tin, "air traffic controllers have the highest rate of depression, alcaholism, divorce and suicide of any profession."

I beg to differ on the rate of alcoholism.   I thought pilots were almost *required* to be alcoholics.  ;)    Heck, that's the argument my roommates tried to use on my to get  me to drink, allthough I didn't really care.  ;)


Hey Phil, been there, done that.... wait a minute... sorry, wrong line...  really....   been there, still there...     



HA, this is perfect, Gulfstream!


Girls DO go for the jerks.....   women don't.    :-*   :-*   

But didn't we establish in the humor thread that women are evil?    :P

-Ryan

Woman are evil. It's even in the bible.

Jebus said that money is the root of all evil.
You need alot of money to be with a girl.
Girls therefore are evil!!!!

Sounds like good math to me

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #58 on: December 14, 2006, 03:50:46 PM »
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Woman are evil. It's even in the bible.

Jebus said that money is the root of all evil.
You need alot of money to be with a girl.
Girls therefore are evil!!!!

Actually that's a misquote, what the bible says is "The love of money is the root of all evil"  And I believe it was St. Peter, not Jesus that said it.  
However, the bible also says that "A man can not serve to masters, he will love one and despise the other"  
So I guess it's impossible to love money and women then?  Since if you love women you'll spend the money ;)

Phil

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #59 on: December 14, 2006, 08:50:02 PM »
Since when do guys have MONEY?????????????

 ???   ???   ???    ???

I guess I must know too many PILOTS..........    :-\   
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