Author Topic: Yes, that is Chuck.  (Read 5018 times)

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Re: Yes, that is Chuck.
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2010, 11:37:01 PM »
As in "beer,beer,beer,beer,beer!"  ;D
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Re: Yes, that is Chuck.
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2010, 02:31:39 AM »
you guys should practice in front of a mirror and say a few lines onto a recording machine and then play it back.
It's harder than you might think!

Try a little from a practice script (it's also harder to read somebody elses lines....)

INT. CESSNA SKYHAWK Ė DAY
(Front View)

Chuck and Julio are sitting in the cockpit, flying. Suddenly, Julio raises his eyebrows and looks over to Chuck because he caught a whiff of something and says:

 
            JULIO
     Hey, do you smell that? What is that?
     Did somebody throw up in here recently?

Chuck turns to Julio.

         
   CHUCK
    What do you mean?
    I canít smell anything.

Julio ducks underneath the cockpit, you can only see the top of his head.

            JULIO
     Seriously dude!
     Maybe some small animal died behind the panel or something.
     I have to check it out!

           CHUCK
     (a little in despair)

     I am sure itís nothing.


But Chuck is catching on what Julio might be after.

 
          CHUCK
           (louder)

      DONíT!!


              JULIO
     Oh!

Julio reappears from behind the panel and starts looking straight ahead. Chuck turns his head as well, knowing Julio found the source of the smell.

Awkward Silence. . . . (all you can hear is the engine sound)

Julio finally turns to Chuck who also has to face what comes next.


               JULIO
      Sorry, I didnít mean to offend you or nothing.

              CHUCK
      What?
      YOU never take off YOUR shoes during flight?


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Re: Yes, that is Chuck.
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2010, 06:27:56 AM »
I am imagining Oddy saying crap like that in his Scottish Voice!   ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::
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Re: Yes, that is Chuck.
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2010, 10:05:19 AM »
Hey min dinnae tempt me intae daein' that, ye might live tae regret it  :P
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Re: Yes, that is Chuck.
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2010, 02:33:41 PM »
Will not be the first time a classic has been translated into Odd's native tongue:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoBk8bxU1rs
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Re: Yes, that is Chuck.
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2010, 03:15:15 PM »
Hahaha, that thing with the shoes reminds me of the running gag with Kimmie Gibler in Full House :D

I don't have a problem with hiding a danish accent when I speak english, I have a problem with trying to make one! I always end up sounding like a norwegian or german  ::thinking::

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Re: Yes, that is Chuck.
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2010, 10:24:35 PM »
 ;D I tried to practice but it came out like this................ :P

                                                                                                 JULIO

                                                                                                 OI, waz that stink?
                                                                                                 Did somebody hurl in here yesterdee?

                                                                                      Chuck turns to Julio.

         
                                                                                                 CHUCK

                                                                                                 Whaddya mean?
                                                                                                 I canít smell nothin' digger.

                                                                                       Julio ducks underneath the cockpit, you can only see the top of his head.
                                                                                                
                                                                                                 JULIO
   
                                                                                                 Crikey mate!
                                                                                                 Maybe a possum died behind the panel or something.
                                                                                                 Iíll have a bo-peep!

                                                                                                 CHUCK
                                                                                                 (a little in despair)

                                                                                                 I am sure itís nothin' cobber.


                                                                                         But Chuck is catching on what Julio might be after.

                                                                                                 CHUCK
                                                                                                 (louder)
 
                                                                                                 DONíT DO IT MATE!!


                                                                                                 JULIO

                                                                                                 GEEZZZ BLIMEY!

                                                      Julio reappears from behind the panel and starts looking straight ahead. Chuck turns his head as well, knowing Julio found the source of the smell.

                                                      Awkward Silence. . . . (all you can hear is the engine sound)

                                                                                  Julio finally turns to Chuck who also has to face what comes next.

                                                                                                 JULIO
                                                                                                 Sorry, I didnít mean ta offend you or nothing mate.

                                                                                                 CHUCK
                                                                                                 Waí?
                                                                                                 YOU neva take off YA shoes while ya flyin'?

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Re: Yes, that is Chuck.
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2010, 07:47:45 AM »
 ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::
Well done!

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