Exactly, mon ami!!!!!!!
Well, I did end up in a farmer's kitchen once after landing in an airplane.... but.... we didn't get breakfast out of the deal..... the CFI took off without me and left me there (14" of new snow in the field, after an engine failure)...... (though we did both get a ride up to the house in the farmer's truck.... his eyes sure were BIG when he drove up to his back field and saw us there.)
After a while in the kitchen with him and his wife, the farmer got up, said "Welp, I got work to do" and went out the door to the barn. I had to wait for a bigger plane to come back for me, so I told him I could help him do whatever it was that he was doing.....
Which is how I ended up having my 4th flight lesson ever, turn into a morning of building lambing pens!! It was fun.
One of these days, I'm gona land somewhere for LUNCH........ like YOU guys!!!!!
<show-off helicopter guys, boy oh boy, don't I wish...>