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Haaa, I laughed out LOUD when I read this! So... you obviously are showing symptoms of the dreaded Fire-Season-Itis...... a burning (no pun intended) desire to be dehydrated, and sweat profusely in some arid landscape while sand blows into your teeth, all the while picking the bugs out of the "food" you dug out from under the seat for your lunch.... That jet fuel in the eye IS a lovely touch, by the way.... You've got a terminal case, buddy!! heeh heee!