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Offline Sleek-Jet

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Hello... Hello...
« on: November 09, 2005, 02:46:32 AM »
Echo...Echo...Echo...

Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

;D ;D ;D
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Offline Plthijnx

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Re: Hello... Hello...
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2005, 08:52:54 PM »
looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue
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Re: Hello... Hello...
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2005, 11:14:27 AM »
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
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Offline Plthijnx

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Re: Hello... Hello...
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2005, 11:22:21 PM »
I want the kids in bed by nine, the dog fed, the yard watered and the gate locked.  And get a note to the milkman  NO MORE CHEESE!  CLICK! Where the hell's Kramer?
The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and a good bowel movement. The night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities in life to experience all three at the same time. - Unknown

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Re: Hello... Hello...
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2005, 12:48:03 AM »
How long until we land?
I can't tell. . .
. . . you can tell me, I am a doctor!
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Offline Sleek-Jet

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Re: Hello... Hello...
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2005, 06:52:11 PM »
...over Macho Grande????

No, I'll never be over Macho Grande...
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Offline Firegirl

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Re: Hello... Hello...
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2005, 07:02:48 AM »
You ever been in a cockpit before?
No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
You ever seen a grown man naked?
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Offline Plthijnx

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Re: Hello... Hello...
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2005, 01:58:07 PM »
Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and a good bowel movement. The night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities in life to experience all three at the same time. - Unknown

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Re: Hello... Hello...
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2005, 06:46:33 PM »
"That's just what they're expecting us to do!" - Buck Murdock - Alpha Beta Base Commander
We're going to have to come in pretty low!  It's just one of those things you have to do... when you land!  -- Ted Striker - Airplane!

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Re: Hello... Hello...
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2005, 07:44:02 PM »
Alright, Give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.
The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and a good bowel movement. The night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities in life to experience all three at the same time. - Unknown