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Offline Mike

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ANOTHER CONTEST!
« on: August 25, 2009, 02:42:01 AM »
Hi Everybody!

We had another idea for a contest:

You guys post a good commercial line for Chicken Wings and we pick the one we like the best!
And the winner gets to pick an item (one item but anything he or she desires) out of one of our online shops!

The rules are simple:
Post a good one-liner we can use in case we want to put up an ad or just to use for fun.
Everybody can post as many times as he/she wants.
Just have fun with it.
We pick the winner (as always, WE have to like it best) and we'll decide on Tuesday the 8th of Spetember!
Let's go!
« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 04:16:34 PM by Mike »
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Offline Mike

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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2009, 02:43:08 AM »
here is an example:

Our Chicken Wings are fat free!

Chicken Wings, where every episode is a pilot episode!


ok, you get the idea.....  :) ;)
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Offline mtnman

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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2009, 12:56:22 PM »
 ::thinking::

Chicken Wings...No Bull! 

Chicken Wings, no flights of fancy, just fine feathered friends.

Hot, Spicy, downright funny!

sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday....see, there is no "someday"!

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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2009, 01:54:18 PM »
ChickenWings: Everything you can read (might be good use if compromised in picture of everything-you-can-eat outlet)

Why did the chicken cross the runway? CW knows.

Don't chicken out, read Chicken Wings!
"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."

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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 03:15:25 PM »
Our wings are so good, we eat them ourselves!   ;D >:D ::drinking::
"Me 'n Earl was haulin' chickens / On a flatbed outta Wiggins..."

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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 03:31:39 PM »
"Wings & Things---the most fun you can have---without ruffling your feathers.
Life may not be the party we hoped for---but while we're here--we might as well dance..........

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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2009, 03:55:06 PM »
"Chicken Wings...........Why Aviation was invented"
"You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!"and "spring chicken to sh**e hawk in one easy lesson"

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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2009, 07:41:28 PM »
CW will leave you laughing your tailfeathers off!

                         or

Chuck will never leave you 'wingless'....


Silly Gilly
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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 07:45:44 PM »
CW, where the beers are cold and the chix are hot!

(The word "Cartoon" just didn't fit in the place of beer for some reason....)

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Offline Thunder Eagle

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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 09:02:58 PM »
Chicken Wings... they're not broken... but they're not fixed either!

Chuck Chuck CHUCKAHH!  Chicken Wings.

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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2009, 11:31:12 AM »
Cows say "Read mor chikin!!"

Read Chicken Wings and watch Chuck get it up!

Chicken Wings "Who says turkeys can't fly?"

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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2009, 01:26:57 PM »
I suggest that you rename your Newsletter "The Flypaper". Then your slogan can be "Stick with us for all the News!".

Hope you do a "Wingover" when you see this.

Ha!

Smooth cruzin' to ya,

Eric

PS: Based on my above comment, another slogan could be "Wingover to Chicken Wings".
« Last Edit: August 27, 2009, 04:15:36 AM by Eric »

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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 04:02:20 AM »
You can't dive into your breakfast without having a Chicken Wing strip in front of you.

All the chat forums are clucking about Chicken Wings.

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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2009, 12:12:28 PM »
So here is my slogan "Chicken wings also recommended for vegetarian"

regard from austria robert

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Re: ANOTHER CONTEST!
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2009, 06:16:29 PM »
Another entry from moi:

Chicken Wings...  Keep on Cluckin'

...or  "Chicken Wings Keeps on Cluckin'"

 ;) ;D
"Me 'n Earl was haulin' chickens / On a flatbed outta Wiggins..."

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