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Impure thoughts
« on: August 13, 2009, 07:43:23 PM »
A sign in front of a local grocery store advertises "Hot Rotisserie Chickens"...


... and I'm suddenly imagining Sally, a stripper pole, and some marinade.


I need to get out more.

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Re: Impure thoughts
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2009, 09:28:27 PM »
 ::rofl::    ::rofl::    ::rofl::     ::loony::


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Re: Impure thoughts
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2009, 11:07:25 PM »
In the course of our day,ANYTHING can trigger sexual thought,you know,you're on a train... and it's rocking kinda nice... pants are a little tight.. "oh my god I'm getting a woody,I'm getting a woody on a train!",so what shall we do? ban public transportation? beside,since when sex became a bad thing?
Bill Hicks, another dead hero, recommend everyone to see one of his shows,especially Revelations.
So yeah,everything can trigger sexual thoughts!
Nitay "Pitz" Ronen

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Re: Impure thoughts
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2009, 12:23:41 AM »
...I'll be in my bunk...
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