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Offline TheSoccerMom

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1815 on: May 29, 2008, 03:37:29 AM »
Mikey, what is that?   ???

I don't know what you are referring to....  but HEY!  Was I there?  Did I have FUN??    ::loony::

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1816 on: May 29, 2008, 03:47:56 AM »
Mikey, what is that?   ???

I don't know what you are referring to....  but HEY!  Was I there?  Did I have FUN??    ::loony::

 :D

here you go:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CtL2EBM2qQU

always makes me think about your "kids"


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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1817 on: May 29, 2008, 03:51:30 AM »
Mikey, what is that?   ???

I don't know what you are referring to....  but HEY!  Was I there?  Did I have FUN??    ::loony::

 :D

here you go:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CtL2EBM2qQU

always makes me think about your "kids"

That is friggin hilarious..  ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1818 on: May 29, 2008, 04:04:03 AM »
Ohhhh THAT one, YESSSS!  I remember that...  and you have NO idea how TRUE that is..... 

I'm sure I told you, but a few years ago we were real busy...  go - go - go, and we got a call to somewhere down by Vegas..  of course it was a zillion degrees in the shade, and there was one older, FUNNY guy on the load..  he just kills me, he is SO funny....  the guys all adore him because it can be the worst day in HELL, and he makes it fun.  I LOVE when he is on the load, then life is just fun...

Well, he was number 3 or 4 on the load, the fire was woofing away, and we went into jumping right off...  this guy was tightening up his gear to get ready when he realized he had shoved his glasses, his regular prescription glasses, down into his PG bag.  He thought "Aw, crap!" but then thought "Oh what the hell", that he could see good enough to jump onto a flat desert spot.

Well, the jump spot was FULL of cactus....  there was cactus, and cactus, and more cactus, like for a few hundred miles in every direction..  and a few days later on, this guy was laughing his loud, boisterous laugh back at the base and when I came up, it turned out he was telling his jump story from this fire:

"So!  I'm getting lower, maybe a few hundred feet up off the spot, and I KNOW that Joe and Bob are there already, so I'm looking for 'em, but then, HELL!  I see all these other people, all waving up at me..  I thought 'WHAT THE HELL'..?!?  Where did THEY all come from?  And of course I'm gettin' closer and these bozos are just STANDIN' there, WAVIN' at me, why the hell don't they get out of the WAY, when I get down and %$#%&$%$%, they're JOSHUA TREES!"

He barely made it through the biggest spiny obstacles and somehow only hit some smaller ones, but he thought those gnarly trees were PEOPLE, oh my gawwd, we laughed and laughed until we were sick, it was so damned funny....  of course for weeks after that, every time he walked by, the guys all stuck their arms out at odd angles and "waved" at him..... 

We laughed about that one for months...  well, obviously, we STILL are..... 

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1819 on: May 29, 2008, 06:59:42 AM »
That vid was good mike  ::rofl::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1820 on: May 29, 2008, 01:57:52 PM »
Mikey, what is that?   ???

I don't know what you are referring to....  but HEY!  Was I there?  Did I have FUN??    ::loony::

 :D

here you go:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CtL2EBM2qQU

always makes me think about your "kids"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This video should be retitled, "Why there are no Skydiving Clubs in Baja California"!

 ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1821 on: May 29, 2008, 06:35:41 PM »
No lie!

Those cactus spines are IMPRESSIVE....  the guys even get impaled through their Kevlar suits...  one guy had polka-dotted hands and forearms after brushing a small cactus and he was digging out spine pieces for WEEKS afterward....  BUMMER!!!!   :o

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1822 on: May 29, 2008, 10:06:30 PM »
Soccermom and Pipergirl -- never let it be said that I do not look after your very best interests.. ::whistle:: ::whistle::



Got a new on for ya'll..  ::whistle:: ::whistle::

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1823 on: May 30, 2008, 06:01:16 AM »
Now that California is again allowing same-sex marriages:  The Latest scene at SFO City Hall...
"Me and Earl was haulin' chickens / On a flatbed outta Wiggins..."

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« Reply #1824 on: May 30, 2008, 06:18:34 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
"Me and Earl was haulin' chickens / On a flatbed outta Wiggins..."

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1825 on: May 30, 2008, 01:46:43 PM »
Life may not be the party we hoped for---but while we're here--we might as well dance..........

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1826 on: May 30, 2008, 06:36:32 PM »
G-Man, we all just got a good laugh out of your personal ad dictionary....

So, c'mon, you can tell me...   how many of those lines have YOU used??

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1827 on: May 30, 2008, 07:35:48 PM »
G-Man, we all just got a good laugh out of your personal ad dictionary....

So, c'mon, you can tell me...   how many of those lines have YOU used??

 ::rofl::

Ya know me--all but #11.  ::whistle:: ::whistle::
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« Reply #1828 on: May 30, 2008, 08:37:48 PM »
Haa haaaaaaaaaa,

I can't believe I had to CHECK TO SEE what #11 was..........  ach, mon!!!    ::bow::

Tee heeeeee.........

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1829 on: May 31, 2008, 07:12:53 AM »
was that S'Mom using a scot's phrase there?!!? (Ach Mon)  ::eek::
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