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Offline G-man

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1260 on: October 05, 2007, 11:31:13 PM »
One more for now anyways:

Life may not be the party we hoped for---but while we're here--we might as well dance..........

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1261 on: October 05, 2007, 11:44:27 PM »
One more for now anyways:



EEKKKK!!!!!!  Beer shorthens your life by 4 mins.... IS THAT EACH ONE SUBTRACTS 4 MINS ???  ::eek:: ::unbelieveable::

oh well it'll all be over soon then   ::drinking:: ::drinking::  maybe in 4 mins  ;D *hic* ::rofl::
YEWWWwwwwwwwww

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1262 on: October 06, 2007, 01:40:38 AM »
hey Gibbo!!

You died 3 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1263 on: October 06, 2007, 02:28:40 AM »
OH Crickey.... ::unbelieveable:: I was wondering what that smell was...I was blaming the dog  ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::

Oh well that explains alot :)
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1264 on: October 06, 2007, 02:30:58 AM »
If that's the case, I know at least three banner pilots who've been dead for a decade!
God looks out for drunks and dumb animals.  Fortunately, I qualify on both counts.

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1265 on: October 06, 2007, 02:39:07 AM »
Yeah...  and I'm speaking to you from the grave as well, mates!  oooOOOOoooooOOOOooooOOOOOOO!   ::eek::
Don't make me come back there!!!!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1266 on: October 06, 2007, 03:00:23 AM »
Yeah...  and I'm speaking to you from the grave as well, mates!  oooOOOOoooooOOOOooooOOOOOOO!   ::eek::

 ::rofl::  ::rofl:: TOO FUNNY!!! oooo00000ooooooo00000000 *hic* ::drinking::

0000ooooooooo a Crownie  ::drinking:: !!! up here in heaven???  Wot tha?  ::unbelieveable:: Oh dear have I gone the other way???  I fear so >:D
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1267 on: October 06, 2007, 06:31:20 AM »
well..... if that's the case:



4min off of everybody's life and strippers for everybody !!!!    ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking::


btw:
G-Man!
Where do you get the two drinking smileys from?
the one where they start singing and than one falls over and keeps drinking??
those two are hillarious!!!! I laughed my @$$ off!!!!  ::bow:: |:)\


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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1268 on: October 06, 2007, 09:10:27 AM »

i got only one bad habit, and the government is trying to save me from myself, they figure if it don't kill me, their taxes on said habit should.
any way big day today, going to the salon were they will attempt to turn a sows ear into a silk purse.
then the dreaded DMV and then go and get a new passport pic
and a hockey scrimmage to round off the afternoon
but thought i would leave you all with a parting pearl of wisdom
Drinking on the weekends can be fun
as long as you don't wake up the next morning and the first words out of your mouth are:

" oh shit"
« Last Edit: October 06, 2007, 10:56:46 AM by catisfat »

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1269 on: October 06, 2007, 06:16:34 PM »
well..... if that's the case:

4min off of everybody's life and strippers for everybody !!!!    ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking::


btw:
G-Man!
Where do you get the two drinking smileys from?
the one where they start singing and than one falls over and keeps drinking??
those two are hillarious!!!! I laughed my @$$ off!!!!  ::bow:: |:)\

The smileys I got from some website years ago..I forget where... I do have a stripper one too but probably not appropriate.  ::eek::

So for the guys: Beer and dancing girls...

   

  


For the girls: Champagne and dancing guy...  ;)

 



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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1270 on: October 06, 2007, 06:34:42 PM »
I thought I would share my "fire contract laundry chart" with Y'all:

Life may not be the party we hoped for---but while we're here--we might as well dance..........

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1271 on: October 06, 2007, 08:56:51 PM »
WHERE'S THE GUY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Waiting......    ::whistle::

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1272 on: October 06, 2007, 09:05:05 PM »
ROFL, it got removed by Mike, I had thought it was a little too much and probably wouldn't last long.

I just remember that the artist of an old still running webcomic called Sabrina Online used to be the Disney of the Amiga computer and one of the great animations he made was of living fighters fighting in the sky, an A-10 with the canon sticking out of the mouth like a big cigar, and a smart-allic F-15. His name is Eric W. Schwarz and the animations have been remastered and are sold on DVD I just noticed, as well as other living characters he's animated. http://www.sabrina-online.com/cat_video.gif

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1273 on: October 06, 2007, 09:07:59 PM »
WHERE'S THE GUY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Waiting......    ::whistle::

 ::whistle::

 ::whistle::

He was there but probably got removed for being "partially risque"...It was borderline, although I really did not think it was that bad--Oh well....

If I offended...Sorry Mike  ::knockedout::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1274 on: October 06, 2007, 09:09:20 PM »
Oops!   :-[

Sorry!!  You know how I am...  just can't take me to town....   :-\

Bad Mom...    ;)
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