Author Topic: Humor....I need Humor!  (Read 1378002 times)

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #900 on: March 29, 2007, 01:41:49 AM »
Hey, Jim!  Good to see you're back.
THANKS, are you in defrost mode yet up yonder?   Is Mrs Gulfstream still liking the teaching duties and have you  melded into the community?    Howz the family and are you expecting more yet or are you just in practice mode?

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #901 on: April 03, 2007, 04:24:27 AM »
Hey, Jim!  Good to see you're back.
THANKS, are you in defrost mode yet up yonder?   Is Mrs Gulfstream still liking the teaching duties and have you  melded into the community?    Howz the family and are you expecting more yet or are you just in practice mode?

Hmmmm.. the face is familiar...but I can't place the name.... ::thinking::

Welcome back!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #902 on: April 03, 2007, 07:40:56 PM »
Hey, Jim!  Good to see you're back.
THANKS, are you in defrost mode yet up yonder?   Is Mrs Gulfstream still liking the teaching duties and have you  melded into the community?    Howz the family and are you expecting more yet or are you just in practice mode?

Well, as I sit typing, we've got 1/2SM vis in moderate snow with 18F temps.  It was really nice for a couple of weeks, but today was the coldest I've been all winter due to a stiff north wind.  The ice is starting to break up, though.  Someone put a truck in the lake last week.   :D

Mrs. Gulf likes the teaching but is frustrated with the administration.  Music takes a back seat to sports even in the spring.  The kid is working on an ear infection, but is good otherwise, and the one on the way is doing just fine.  Should be here in late June.

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #903 on: April 03, 2007, 11:25:10 PM »
I just heard this radio-ad while waiting in the car, it's for Air Nordic and a lady's voice says the following (translated from danish of course): (Spoken like a stereotypical flight attendant onbard an airplane in flight) "We'll shortly be serving champagne in first class so could the passengers in couch class please keep the racket down and if you need to use the bathroom then please use the small bag in the seatback in front of you." (in a different tone) "There is no class-difference at Air Nordic, all passengers get the same benefits."
Aw man I thought that was great  ::rofl::

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #904 on: April 04, 2007, 06:32:26 AM »






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In a world that keeps on pushin' me around
But I stand my ground, and I won't back down"
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #905 on: April 04, 2007, 09:33:59 AM »
That last one needs a good caption..... "Hmmm, Tastes just like chicken...."  Since I am owned by several German Shepherds, and two of them think cats are a light snack, it's appropriate  ::rofl::


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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #906 on: April 04, 2007, 06:35:55 PM »
"Learn to Fly Here":

Don't make me come back there!!!!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #907 on: April 05, 2007, 03:07:14 AM »
Must be a "crash" course Mom.   ;D  ::rofl::

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #908 on: April 05, 2007, 05:12:46 AM »
Oh Phil -- you got me!!  Never even saw that coming!!  (Just like the TREE....)   :D

Cheers!!!   :)
Don't make me come back there!!!!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #909 on: April 05, 2007, 12:46:53 PM »
Well the arrow was pointing "over there".  I guess the plane was just trying to learn in the wrong place???
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #910 on: April 06, 2007, 02:56:47 PM »
That pic was sent to me in an e-mail once.  There's a thread here about it.

http://www.chickenwingscomics.com/forum/index.php?topic=482.15
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #911 on: April 06, 2007, 11:44:23 PM »
why men need post-its !!
What a great commercial!!

(must have been after a night of getting doused with beer!!)  ;)


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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #912 on: April 07, 2007, 12:37:49 AM »
HA HA!!!!!  That is funny!! 

AND -- IT'S JANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  even better!!    ;D
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« Reply #913 on: April 07, 2007, 12:39:38 AM »
(And there's a reason women don't need to do the same...  ahem....)    ;)
Don't make me come back there!!!!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #914 on: April 07, 2007, 12:56:31 AM »
(And there's a reason women don't need to do the same...  ahem....)    ;)

OUCH!!!! :D :D :D
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