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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #810 on: January 27, 2007, 05:21:00 AM »
Where do eskimo's have their cemetaries?

Someone had to come in last in flight school. How do you know it wasn't your pilot?

Sorry, I don't get the eskimo one....

 ::silly::

Sad joke by some one who still believes they live on the ice pack year round.   ::)
Probably thinks mushers say "mush" to start their dogs too  ::)

Phil :P

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #811 on: January 27, 2007, 06:16:44 AM »
Where do eskimo's have their cemetaries?

Someone had to come in last in flight school. How do you know it wasn't your pilot?

Sorry, I don't get the eskimo one....

 ::silly::

Sad joke by some one who still believes they live on the ice pack year round.   ::)
Probably thinks mushers say "mush" to start their dogs too  ::)

Phil :P
SO, what do they they say????   Is it "On King, On you huskies" or "Giddyup"---- ???

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #812 on: January 27, 2007, 07:22:37 AM »

Sad joke by some one who still believes they live on the ice pack year round.   ::)
Probably thinks mushers say "mush" to start their dogs too  ::)

Phil :P

 ::silly::

People get confused when I tell them that I've yet to see an Igloo with flying around the state... or that we actually get daylight.  ;)
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #813 on: January 27, 2007, 12:14:26 PM »
BWAAAHAHAA, Good ones Happy ::wave::
I could have used some of those Monday, got stopped for 88 MPH just outside Winemmucca NV (70 zone), in all fairness though, he just gave me a warning ::sweat::

Glad you liked them. I wll try one of these shots as soon as police stops me for whatever reason! :)
See if I can just get a warning (actually, the only time I was lucky was last year in Cornwall, when I parked a car, did not pay the exact amount and discovered two days later 4 fines for 60 £ each. I cried pity to the police station and actually went away with a 10 £ fine only.... ::rofl:: )
I try to post whenever I can, but I had to slow down lately, since the lessons are taking from my part a large amount of time :(
the good thing, is that now I start understanding what they say in AlJazeera. Yeppeeee!

I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #814 on: January 27, 2007, 03:33:50 PM »
BWAAAHAHAA, Good ones Happy ::wave::
I could have used some of those Monday, got stopped for 88 MPH just outside Winemmucca NV (70 zone), in all fairness though, he just gave me a warning ::sweat::


Glad you liked them. I wll try one of these shots as soon as police stops me for whatever reason! :)
See if I can just get a warning (actually, the only time I was lucky was last year in Cornwall, when I parked a car, did not pay the exact amount and discovered two days later 4 fines for 60 £ each. I cried pity to the police station and actually went away with a 10 £ fine only.... ::rofl:: )
I try to post whenever I can, but I had to slow down lately, since the lessons are taking from my part a large amount of time :(
the good thing, is that now I start understanding what they say in AlJazeera. Yeppeeee!


nice, a few more months and you'll be the perfect terrorist: studying abroad, know arabic, having a pilot license :D
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #815 on: January 27, 2007, 06:41:54 PM »
Hey, Baradium!  Where ya been?
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #816 on: January 27, 2007, 07:17:57 PM »
Where do eskimo's have their cemetaries?

Someone had to come in last in flight school. How do you know it wasn't your pilot?

Sorry, I don't get the eskimo one....

 ::silly::

Sad joke by some one who still believes they live on the ice pack year round.   ::)
Probably thinks mushers say "mush" to start their dogs too  ::)

Phil :P
SO, what do they they say????   Is it "On King, On you huskies" or "Giddyup"---- ???

"Lets Go" or "Hike!" are the most common start words.  Generally the dogs will run as soon as you let them.  Stopping them tends to be the hard part.
Other commands are:
Gee = right
Haw = left
Whoa = stop
Easy = slow down
Over = to the side of the trail, followed by Gee or Haw
Come Gee or Haw = turn around 180 degrees on the trail
Line Out = get your furry butt down the trail and put tension on the lines!
On by = ignore a distraction or go past a side trail

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #817 on: January 27, 2007, 07:36:05 PM »

"Lets Go" or "Hike!" are the most common start words.  Generally the dogs will run as soon as you let them.  Stopping them tends to be the hard part.
Other commands are:
Gee = right
Haw = left
Whoa = stop
Easy = slow down
Over = to the side of the trail, followed by Gee or Haw
Come Gee or Haw = turn around 180 degrees on the trail
Line Out = get your furry butt down the trail and put tension on the lines!
On by = ignore a distraction or go past a side trail


How about:

Engage!

or

What the hell are you trying to do, kill me?!?!

(I've come close to using the last one with human students in a Cessna 152.)

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #818 on: January 27, 2007, 10:35:14 PM »
ALL students are trying to kill the Instructor!!!!!!!!!

(Rule #1 of being a CFI.........)   ::eek::
Don't make me come back there!!!!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #819 on: January 27, 2007, 10:49:09 PM »
ALL students are trying to kill the Instructor!!!!!!!!!

(Rule #1 of being a CFI.........)   ::eek::

NOW you tell me...  ::silly:: ::silly:: ::silly::

Need more beer... oh, wait... I have to get it myself. Hic.

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #820 on: February 03, 2007, 08:14:00 AM »
the following short quiz consists of 4 questions and it will tell you whethere your are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. and remember that the questions are not that difficult.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


The CORRECT answer: Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
(This question tests whether or not you do simple things in a complicated way.)



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


The WRONG answer: Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, and close the door.
The CORRECT answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in, and close the door.
(This question tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous statements).



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals except one attend. Which one does not attend?


The CORRECT answer: The elephant. The elephant is still in the refrigerator and cannot open the door from the inside.
(This question tests your memory.)



If you did not answer correctly the first three questions, this next question is your last chance to show your qualification to be a professional.



4. There is a river inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage to pass it?


The CORRECT answer: Swim through it. All of the animals, including the crocodiles, are attending the conference (except the elephant, of course).
this tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


Don't be frustrated if you failed this test. According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, about 90% of the professionals failed the exam. However, most preschoolers got it correct, this disproving the popular theory that most "professionals" have the brains of a four-year old.
I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #821 on: February 03, 2007, 08:20:15 AM »
Wow Happy, that is funny!  I got them ALL wrong.    ::)

But I can't even get up to speed to be a 4-year-old!!!!!!!     ::whistle::

When do you want to schedule that manicure, by the way??!!!!?!!!?!?     ;)
Don't make me come back there!!!!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #822 on: February 03, 2007, 08:27:24 AM »
Wow Happy, that is funny!  I got them ALL wrong.    ::)

But I can't even get up to speed to be a 4-year-old!!!!!!!     ::whistle::

When do you want to schedule that manicure, by the way??!!!!?!!!?!?     ;)


Hehe! Soccermom, it happened the same to me :)
.........talking about alternative reasoning :)

And about the manicure: you are right!!!! we have to schedule it, since it's part of our new year proposal! :)
But the question is: how will we endure the nail file? I get scared just at the thought of it! :)
I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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« Reply #823 on: February 03, 2007, 08:45:27 AM »
Yeah, that is WAY scarier than flying..................      ;)      :D
Don't make me come back there!!!!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #824 on: February 04, 2007, 09:02:20 AM »
And here I was thinking I was smart because by "passing the river", I felt I qualified by walking parallel to it.
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