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Offline Mike

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #615 on: October 10, 2006, 04:55:31 PM »

Procrastinators of the world unite ! ! !

. . . tomorrow.[/b]



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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #616 on: October 10, 2006, 05:03:03 PM »
I thought I made a mistake once.... but I was wrong.
We're going to have to come in pretty low!  It's just one of those things you have to do... when you land!  -- Ted Striker - Airplane!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #617 on: October 10, 2006, 08:29:08 PM »
If you try to fail and you succeed.....which have you done?


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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #618 on: October 10, 2006, 08:41:39 PM »
If you try to fail and you succeed.....which have you done?

Ohh... trying for a Royal Fizzbin, eh?

Only if it's black on Tuesday   ;D |:)\
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #619 on: October 11, 2006, 12:46:18 AM »
If you try to fail and you succeed.....which have you done?

Ohh... trying for a Royal Fizzbin, eh?

Only if it's black on Tuesday   ;D |:)\

Everything I say is a lie. Now pay close attention: I am lying.

Now if everything I say is a lie and I tell you I'm lying, then I'm telling the truth, but I cannot tell the truth because everything I say is a lie............
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #620 on: October 11, 2006, 06:37:19 PM »
we need an exploding robot head smiley.
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #621 on: October 12, 2006, 05:15:00 PM »
True that Gulf....


Wow Turbo. . .  that was waaaaay to deep for the average pilot.  :o  ;D


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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #622 on: October 12, 2006, 05:18:29 PM »

Wow Turbo. . .  that was waaaaay to deep for the average pilot.  :o  ;D

Just another bit from a different Star Trek episode than Ted quoted (same season, though)  ;)

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #623 on: October 12, 2006, 08:49:17 PM »

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Everything I say is a lie. Now pay close attention: I am lying.

Now if everything I say is a lie and I tell you I'm lying, then I'm telling the truth, but I cannot tell the truth because everything I say is a lie............
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WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING???

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #624 on: October 12, 2006, 09:27:18 PM »

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Everything I say is a lie. Now pay close attention: I am lying.

Now if everything I say is a lie and I tell you I'm lying, then I'm telling the truth, but I cannot tell the truth because everything I say is a lie............
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WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING???

Nothing. This is simply what trying to write 397 captions (after researching who what why where for each picture) and trying to figure out where to put them in a book manuscript does to you...

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #625 on: October 12, 2006, 10:46:50 PM »
...whoa...if ever given the option....... I'd rather smoke something HA HA  :D


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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #626 on: October 13, 2006, 07:12:37 PM »
Mike, I got a bunch of 'dope' that needs doing here.  Several square yards in fact.
Come on over.   ;) ;D

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #627 on: October 13, 2006, 08:32:35 PM »
It's get's you "high" more then once....once when you apply it and then when you fly it!  That's a cheap "Buzz"! |:)\
The average pilot, despite the sometimes swaggering exterior, is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring. These feelings just don't involve anyone else.

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #628 on: October 14, 2006, 05:00:59 AM »
Actually...I'm pretty certain most illegle drugs are cheaper than aviation   ;)

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #629 on: October 14, 2006, 03:48:06 PM »
Actually...I'm pretty certain most illegle drugs are cheaper than aviation   ;)
And less addictive too, I've been "high" on airplanes for 47 years and don't want to think about how much I have spent on the habit!  :D :-\