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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1680 on: March 15, 2008, 02:38:15 AM »
EXACTLY WHY I LIKE TO VISIT SNOW COUNTRY---THEN COME HOME ;D

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« Reply #1681 on: March 15, 2008, 03:31:25 AM »
Gil, that snow one sounds JUST LIKE the conversation I had with my sister today.....  !!!!

I think if she could find a decent bridge, she'd have jumped by now....  LONG winters there in New England.....  !!!   ::loony::



On a separate note, this was a page from one of those Daily Stupid Remarks calendars:

On Trials, Lune-Y:

Attorney:  So you saw that, did you?

Witness:  Yes, I did.

Attorney:  That was pretty far from you.  How far can you see?

Witness:  I can see the moon, how far is that?

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« Reply #1682 on: March 15, 2008, 03:18:48 PM »
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Gil, that snow one sounds JUST LIKE the conversation I had with my sister today.....  !!!!

I think if she could find a decent bridge, she'd have jumped by now....  LONG winters there in New England.....  !!!   Loony

No kidding... I've had about enough of this winter. Warmed up to 40F yesterday.... Felt like spring. Then, it snowed 2 inches last night  ::banghead::

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« Reply #1683 on: March 17, 2008, 03:58:58 PM »
Gosh, I feel bad to report to y'all that I have had my A/C on at home the past couple of days.  95F last Thursday and 88F Friday.  It cooled down to around 65F yesterday and is supposed to be maybe 75F today.  That's the payoff for living with the intense heat of summer here in the Sonora Desert.   ::sweat::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1684 on: March 17, 2008, 08:52:10 PM »
Gosh, I feel bad to report to y'all that I have had my A/C on at home the past couple of days.  95F last Thursday and 88F Friday.  It cooled down to around 65F yesterday and is supposed to be maybe 75F today.  That's the payoff for living with the intense heat of summer here in the Sonora Desert.   ::sweat::

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« Reply #1685 on: March 17, 2008, 09:27:54 PM »
A/C? what that when it does not stand for Air Craft?
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« Reply #1686 on: March 17, 2008, 09:37:17 PM »
A/C? what that when it does not stand for Air Craft?

A/C = Air Conditioning, i.e. what you turn on when it gets too warm and you want to stay cool.  Hehe.   ;D 8)
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« Reply #1687 on: March 17, 2008, 10:29:36 PM »
never heard of it on this side of the atlantic rooster lol
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« Reply #1688 on: March 18, 2008, 11:52:53 AM »
I have seen it being fit in cars Oddball, yet I cant see R/C living in one with him paying whole rating. Strange things in here. ???
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« Reply #1689 on: March 19, 2008, 03:21:53 PM »
Got tired of springs slow arrival so we beat feet to Florida--sittin' in Starbucks, about 20 miles from Ft Walton airport right now at 75 degrees (F)---back to the beach this afternoon ::cowboy::
Dirty job but someone has to do it :-\

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1690 on: March 19, 2008, 03:45:34 PM »
Airtac dont ever post anything like that again YA HEAR!! spring is jsut arriving up in the blustery north lol
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1691 on: March 19, 2008, 03:54:01 PM »
Got tired of springs slow arrival so we beat feet to Florida--sittin' in Starbucks, about 20 miles from Ft Walton airport right now at 75 degrees (F)---back to the beach this afternoon ::cowboy::
Dirty job but someone has to do it :-\

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« Reply #1692 on: March 20, 2008, 03:42:40 AM »
There sure ain't nothin' burnin' in Rolla right now, Gordy.  Not after all the rain you've had there!  Hehe.   ::silly::
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« Reply #1693 on: March 20, 2008, 01:37:52 PM »
Well for having mid to upper 10s C last week, we now have here... Ian, stay cool, we did not takwe it from Scots...

yes, we have it snowing here. At 04C... Strange WX indeed
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1694 on: March 20, 2008, 05:45:40 PM »
 meant to be getting a dump of snow over the next couple of days fabo ::rofl::
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