Gil, that snow one sounds JUST LIKE the conversation I had with my sister today..... !!!!
I think if she could find a decent bridge, she'd have jumped by now.... LONG winters there in New England..... !!!
On a separate note, this was a page from one of those Daily Stupid Remarks calendars:
On Trials, Lune-Y:Attorney: So you saw that, did you?
Witness: Yes, I did.
Attorney: That was pretty far from you. How far can you see?
Witness: I can see the moon, how far is that?