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Offline PiperGirl

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1335 on: October 12, 2007, 12:19:53 PM »
Chuck!!!!! Is that you?!?!?! ;D
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1336 on: October 12, 2007, 01:04:10 PM »
Talk about a taxi accident.......  ::whistle::


Seen that on the news I think.. Hand propping with no chocks on.. The airplane started to move and by the time it stopped it had slashed 3 aircraft, one of which is the one in the pic.

Definately an OH SH!T moment!  ::rofl::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1337 on: October 12, 2007, 06:57:54 PM »
One more for now anyways:



Hey G-Man, how come the hardly readable letters say "Lets go home at last!" in Slovak? You made me laugh two times, as if I was a goddamn Blonde, laughing two times, first - for solidarity with the speaker, second, in random time from interval two minutes - two days, when she really Got It!



@The Parenting Rules: Quite what I would get in case of having teen daughter... along with nice 9mm, a battle knife and a KGB plate on the table...
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1338 on: October 15, 2007, 02:00:07 AM »
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got any specials today?"

Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of  Fact we have a new drink, invented by A gynecologist patron of ours.

It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."

The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?"

The bartender replied, "It's a "Pabst Smir."


       
 
 
       
Life may not be the party we hoped for---but while we're here--we might as well dance..........

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« Reply #1339 on: October 15, 2007, 02:37:17 AM »
K...K...K

Just for the ladies...I found some more "dancing guys"...and for the "sensative" among you....they are clothed...



















With love---G-man..

Life may not be the party we hoped for---but while we're here--we might as well dance..........

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« Reply #1340 on: October 16, 2007, 03:07:30 PM »
Chuck must have been flying again...

From Short Final on AvWeb:

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Overheard in Southern Florida:

Fort Myers Approach: Cessna Three Four Alpha, say heading.

Cessna: Ah, we're headin' for Tampa.

Fort Myers Approach: Cessna Three Four Alpha, say heading.

Cessna: Well, okay, we're headin' for the LaBelle VOR first and then going on to Tampa.

Fort Myers Approach: Cessna Three Four Alpha, could you look at your compass and tell me what number is behind the little line?

Cessna: Oh...you want to know which way we're going right now. Three five zero, sir.


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Short Final
October 29, 2006
While returning from a cross country into Ellington Field...

Tower: Warrior 123, enter right downwind for 35L.

Warrior 123: Roger, downwind 35L

Tower: Warrior 123, wind calm, cleared for 22 if you like.

Warrior 123: Roger. Cleared for 22.

[Short pause]

Warrior 123: Tower, am i cleared for 22? Because ther is a truck in the middle of the runway...

Tower: Warrior 123, go around.

Warrior 123: [While applying power and retracting flaps] Could you get him to move over, because I don't think I can get around him.

Tower: GO AROUND! GO AROUND! GO AROUND!

What can I say? Sometimes the little devil on my shoulder wins.

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1341 on: October 16, 2007, 05:08:21 PM »
Thanks PiperGirl-----NOW, THAT'S FUNNY  ::rofl::

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« Reply #1342 on: October 17, 2007, 11:05:50 AM »
Thanks PiperGirl-----NOW, THAT'S FUNNY  ::rofl::
Anytime airtac ;D ;D
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1343 on: October 18, 2007, 01:31:09 AM »
> Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a
> flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. The redhead
> sighs and says, "Oh crap! My boyfriend is buying me flowers again!" The
> blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers
> from your boyfriend?" The redhead replies, "I love getting flowers, but he
> always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like
> spending the next three days on my back with my legs up in the air." The
> blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1344 on: October 18, 2007, 01:33:45 AM »
 ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::

Nice one R/C   ;D another coffee spiller from you  :D
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1345 on: October 18, 2007, 08:26:37 PM »
Mental note... Find a redhead, buy her flowers and drop her vase accidentally to the floor...  ::drinking::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1346 on: October 19, 2007, 04:43:36 AM »
Mental note... Find a redhead, buy her flowers and drop her vase accidentally to the floor...  ::drinking::

Oi, Nick!  You got it wrong!  You are supposed to do all that to a BLONDE!!!!!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1347 on: October 19, 2007, 08:48:50 AM »
Yea I got that! But I'm supposedly the self destructive guy!!!!
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1348 on: October 19, 2007, 01:04:00 PM »
Redheads are more passionate, they said... How come this joke then? ???
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1349 on: October 20, 2007, 01:40:02 AM »
Here is one I think especially you fire people among us will be able to relate with:
 ;D

Actually, anybody who had ever dealt with the FAA will get this as well.....



THE DEAD HORSE THEORY AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT:


Tribal wisdom of the Lakota Indians, passed on from generation to
generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse,
the best strategy is to dismount."

However, in Federal government, more advanced strategies are often
employed, such as:

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4. Visiting other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

5. Lowering standards so that dead horses can be included.

6. Reclassify the dead horse as "living-impaired."

7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead
horse's performance.

10.  Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the
dead horse's performance.

11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less
costly, carries lower overhead, and therefore contributes substantially
more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12. Rewriting the performance requirements for all horses.







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