Humor....I need Humor!

[4X-NTY]

4X: For real!? I didn't know you lived in a warzone

Jim: My dad earned extra by comming in early and open up the place he drove trucks for (a big place btw) so after he couldn't work and got fired after the blod-clog he drove me to school/college and picked me up again so I could concentrate on school, which I did, it was natural for him since he normally had woken up so early for years, as well as the fact that he spent his life helping us, and others. Up here btw in the summer then it's alreadyt light outside at 05:30 hehe.

Frank

umm,only temporary,israel is NOT a war zone,its just,well,reflex,i think...
the israelis have good war reflex,and let me tell you something,one of the positive things to live in a country that always aimed by near countries, things that most of the american would never feel,is the joy of being "greeted" good morning by a blackhawk,on fridays go to sleep at 5AM with a sound of f-16 flying low over your house and spending the whole afternoon trying to find the damn f-15 flying over your house (damn,they are almost invisible!).

@catisfat that probably the first airplane that made by Microsoft 

[catisfat]

"catisfat that probably the first airplane that made by Microsoft"

[TheSoccerMom]

Heh heh, Piper Girl, this summer some rather FUNNY-GUY tanker pilots printed that joke out with MY name in all the right places, and handed it around at the end of the morning briefing as a SOMBER safety notice...  it said "Airplane Wreck Investigated" on the top page..  of course, it was pretty damned funny when everyone flipped the page and saw the BROOM!!!  Ah, such GOOD pals...    

 

[AirScorp]

http://www.explosm.net/movies/141/ Refresh if it doesn't load all at once!!!!!


All I have to say is: OMG THOSE GUYS ARE NUTS!!!!

[cj5_pilot]

BWAAAHAHA---Just reread the dating rules and finally noticed #10--GOOD GOOD! 

I figure, just like on a fire--you watch my back I'll watch yours.... 

Yeah, Dads need all the help we can get because when some unworthy hormone-soaked young male comes calling we KNOW what the little creep wants
Thank God I only had one daughter, any more and I might have gone to jail or the nut house

I'm with both of ya on this!  As much as I love my little girl, I absolutely DREAD the day she hits puberty and the boys start sniffing around like a pack of Tomcats.

My daughter is 7 but it's not to early to worry about it happening in another 7 or so; I already have a plan for when a boy asks her out.  I must meet him first.  I plan to be sitting at the kitchen table cleaning my .45

[Rooster Cruiser]

I'll meet him at the doorway with my old Truck Driver's Tire Thumper (3 pound tire iron with a rubber handgrip).  I plan on thwaping it into my palm as I explain to the boy, "You WILL bring my daughter home at 10:30...  NOT 10:31!!!"  I figure a tire thumper will put the fear of God into them more than a .45 will, cause I'm certain they'll know they have nothing to fear from that.  Tire thumpers can do some very serious damage without killing 'em.   

[Rooster Cruiser]

Another Chinese Toy Recalled

[Rooster Cruiser]

Minnesota Combat Veteran decorated for service in Iraq

[PiperGirl]

Another Chinese Toy Recalled

Too Funny Rooster!

[PittsFlyer]

Talk about a taxi accident....... 

[PiperGirl]

Isn't that the one where the wife started cheating on her husband with a pilot... and the husband took a chainsaw to the airplane?!?!

[cj5_pilot]

Talk about a taxi accident....... 

Mythbusters tried to replicate that with the back half of a Cherokee fuselage and a 6 cylinder lycoming on a dolly and couldn't.  However, look at the back of the wing and the engine Nacelle....no chainsaw did that.  Definately an impact of some sort.

[Mike]

really?

I thought they got a pretty good result with their little contraption...
maybe I am remembering it wrong

[Rooster Cruiser]

Right or wrong, that Seminole still reminds me of an old Spam Can.

You know...  The old style can of meat that you had to open with a metal key that you detached from the can?  That fuselage reminds me of the metal that went around and around that key!

Today, Hormel Meats no longer uses such opening devices for their products.  Instead, they figured out a nifty new pull-tab for their can tops so no one ever goes hungry because they lost the key to the Spam Can!


My my, how times have changed...   

[PittsFlyer]

@Rooster Cruiser:

Here is a picture of how the German Air Force opens spam cans