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Offline catisfat

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1290 on: October 08, 2007, 09:30:49 AM »

you guys crack me up

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OK--Motivation Posters
« Reply #1291 on: October 08, 2007, 11:29:05 PM »
Motivation Posters--I'll start:



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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1292 on: October 09, 2007, 03:41:45 AM »

Two rednecks are going on a hunting trip.
One says to the other "If I sleep with your wife and she gets pregnant, will we be related?"
The other says "Nope . . . . just even."


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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1293 on: October 09, 2007, 01:47:00 PM »

Rule Ten- I am a helicopter pilot, I have lots of pilot friends, Mike, Soccermom, Airtac, Gibbo, FlyboyGil, Rooster Cruiser, even Frank, to name a few, who fly all over the world. They range from police pilots, fire fighting pilots and news pilots---any one of us could be watching and tracking you at ANY time.
 

Great addition to the rules Gman! ::bow::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1294 on: October 09, 2007, 05:22:28 PM »
BWAAAHAHA---Just reread the dating rules and finally noticed #10--GOOD GOOD!  ::rofl::

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1295 on: October 09, 2007, 07:41:02 PM »
BWAAAHAHA---Just reread the dating rules and finally noticed #10--GOOD GOOD!  ::rofl::

I figure, just like on a fire--you watch my back I'll watch yours....  ::bow::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1296 on: October 09, 2007, 07:58:20 PM »
BWAAAHAHA---Just reread the dating rules and finally noticed #10--GOOD GOOD!  ::rofl::

I figure, just like on a fire--you watch my back I'll watch yours....  ::bow::
Teamwork and friendship |:)\ I'll drink to that, I just gotta get a new cold one from the fridge since I've already emptied the 1.5L bottle on the desk.

Btw, a question/request: Does anyone know any good aviation-based lightbulb jokes?

Frank
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1297 on: October 09, 2007, 08:34:46 PM »
What if the boy is late? doing as many push ups as the minutes he is late?  :D
but really,i dont get it,in my house its the other way around,except my father dont know any pilots,i dont get whats the problem with your daughter is kissing with guys,i mean,give her a knife and she is well protected.


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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1298 on: October 09, 2007, 09:54:17 PM »

Btw, a question/request: Does anyone know any good aviation-based lightbulb jokes?

Frank

Not aviation but oh well:

Dogs changing light bulbs..

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one.  And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler:
Make me.

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!  Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!  Can I?  Can I?
Huh?

Huh?  Huh?  Can I?

Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it.  You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it?  I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer:
Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark....

Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it?  I've got this hangover....

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound:
It isn't moving.  Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb?  I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb....

Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz



Cat:




Dogs do not change light bulbs.  People change light bulbs.  So the question is: how long will it be before I can expect light?
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1299 on: October 09, 2007, 10:36:02 PM »
 ::rofl:: excellent, thanks for posting!

Frank
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1300 on: October 10, 2007, 01:50:01 AM »
How many pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb???



















Answer:  Pilots don't screw in lightbulbs...  They screw in Hottubs!!! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1301 on: October 10, 2007, 01:51:12 AM »
How many pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb???

Answer:  Pilots don't screw in lightbulbs...  They screw in Hottubs!!! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

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Like it--Like it a lot..  ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1302 on: October 10, 2007, 01:59:20 AM »
How many pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb???

Answer:  Pilots don't screw in lightbulbs...  They screw in Hottubs!!! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1303 on: October 10, 2007, 02:40:48 AM »
Uh..  is that what word you have for that in Australia?!?!?!?!?!?    ;)   ;)   ;)   ;)   ;)

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1304 on: October 10, 2007, 02:44:25 AM »
HA HA HA 'MOM!!!  ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::  ??? Not sure what you meant  ::whistle::
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