Humor....I need Humor!

[AirScorp]

This one came through my mail. Sorry for the size.

[Frank N. O.]

 

Edit: Joke deleted.

Frank

[Mike]

Hey Frank! you know G-man has a pony tail, right?!


edit!

HEY!
you erased your ponytail joke!!

now my post doesn't make sense!!

[Frank N. O.]

Mike: Uhm, no I didn't, I don't remember his picture.
Gil was right.

Frank

[Mike]

HA HA!! 

Just messing with you!
No, he doesn't! 

But yeah, Gil is right!

Good try though, Frank!!

[G-man]

Hey Frank! you know G-man has a pony tail, right?!

Ahhhhhhhhh the games begin---good one...I just cant think of a good response right now, but its coming....

[FlyboyGil]

HA HA!! 

Just messing with you!
No, he doesn't! 

But yeah, Gil is right!

Good try though, Frank!!

Glad you agree I'm right. Of course I'm right. I'm always right. What am I right about?  

[Frank N. O.]

I posted a joke from Jasper Carrott about ponytails after seeing the pilot drawings and said underneath btw I wasn't sure if anyone here had one. Mike posted that afterwards without any smilies and I got worried I'd offended someone so I removed it. It was an attempt at a slightly rude joke, but I guess I can't tell them, I'm too much of a gentleman so I'll just listen to the ones the ladies tell anyway (by ladies I mean Soccermom and Happylanding, not G-Man of course).

Frank

[Rooster Cruiser]

I posted a joke from Jasper Carrott about ponytails after seeing the pilot drawings and said underneath btw I wasn't sure if anyone here had one. Mike posted that afterwards without any smilies and I got worried I'd offended someone so I removed it. It was an attempt at a slightly rude joke, but I guess I can't tell them, I'm too much of a gentleman so I'll just listen to the ones the ladies tell anyway (by ladies I mean Soccermom and Happylanding, not G-Man of course).

Frank

Gosh Frank, you're so busy trying to avoid offending someone you're in danger of tripping over yourself!  Lighten up, Dude.  I was laughing at your joke.   

[AirScorp]

Frank, I DO have a pony-tail. But I never got to see the joke.

So, please repost that picture so I can have a hard laugh on myself 


PS: See that little fellow that's my avatar? That's me, ponytail, bass and all. Drew it myself too!

[Frank N. O.]

Well I was merely being cautious because there are plenty of people that don't think about effects of their actions. It was really only because Mike's post seemed serious with no smilies to hint at a joke from his side that I thought G-Man might truly be upset, although in hindsight I should've guessed that Mike was joking since people here know me (or at least I think they do) and know that I never intend to offend people but just want to spread friendly joy.

So with no further delays here's the joke I originally posted, as heard told by english comic Jasper Carrot (it was after talking about men that insisted on wearing a ponytail even though they were bald on top): That's why you call it a ponytail because when you lift it up there a BEEP-hole underneath (this btw got a major laugh-roar from the crowd). It was btw as said something I thought about when seeing the drawing of the captains cap on the horse's rear-end (hinting at the negative title: Horse's ***) and that made me think of the pony-tail joke.

Nick: Very nice drawing! Ever thought about doing a guest-strip for CW?
Frank

[G-man]

" I thought G-Man might truly be upset"

The only time I get upset is when I spill my "Martooni"...

wearing a ponytail even though they were bald on top

You know this is called a "Skillet"     

[AirScorp]

Yea I guess that one came out quite good  But I draw like three times a year so.. 

There's a story behind that drawing but it's a little too personal for you to find it quite as funny as I do:

Getting a rejection from a girl has a slang term in Greece that translates something like "She threw a pie at me"
So once, I hit on a girl that I must have liked for some 5 years (I was like 15). While I was talking and having my young heart spread open in front of her, she kept just looking up.
So I asked "What are you looking at?" to which she replied "You better look up too, there's a pie on a free-fall to your head"

Hence in the drawing I'm looking up in concern. I kept it to remind me not to be as self-conscious and insecure as I was.

[G-man]

[Rooster Cruiser]

^^^^^^^^^^^^5555555555555 Gman!!!!!!!!!!!!!