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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1200 on: September 21, 2007, 06:33:32 PM »
This one came through my mail. Sorry for the size.
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« Reply #1201 on: September 21, 2007, 06:41:24 PM »
 ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: |:)\

Edit: Joke deleted.

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1202 on: September 21, 2007, 10:59:57 PM »
Hey Frank! you know G-man has a pony tail, right?!


edit!

HEY!
you erased your ponytail joke!!

now my post doesn't make sense!!
« Last Edit: September 21, 2007, 11:11:37 PM by Mike »


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« Reply #1203 on: September 21, 2007, 11:07:16 PM »
Mike: Uhm, no I didn't, I don't remember his picture.
Gil was right.

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1204 on: September 21, 2007, 11:08:42 PM »
HA HA!!  ::rofl::

Just messing with you!
No, he doesn't!  ::wave::

But yeah, Gil is right!

Good try though, Frank!!



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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1205 on: September 21, 2007, 11:12:11 PM »
Hey Frank! you know G-man has a pony tail, right?!

Ahhhhhhhhh the games begin---good one...I just cant think of a good response right now, but its coming....
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« Reply #1206 on: September 21, 2007, 11:39:13 PM »
HA HA!!  ::rofl::

Just messing with you!
No, he doesn't!  ::wave::

But yeah, Gil is right!

Good try though, Frank!!

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« Reply #1207 on: September 21, 2007, 11:48:53 PM »
I posted a joke from Jasper Carrott about ponytails after seeing the pilot drawings and said underneath btw I wasn't sure if anyone here had one. Mike posted that afterwards without any smilies and I got worried I'd offended someone so I removed it. It was an attempt at a slightly rude joke, but I guess I can't tell them, I'm too much of a gentleman so I'll just listen to the ones the ladies tell anyway (by ladies I mean Soccermom and Happylanding, not G-Man of course).

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« Reply #1208 on: September 22, 2007, 01:05:21 AM »
I posted a joke from Jasper Carrott about ponytails after seeing the pilot drawings and said underneath btw I wasn't sure if anyone here had one. Mike posted that afterwards without any smilies and I got worried I'd offended someone so I removed it. It was an attempt at a slightly rude joke, but I guess I can't tell them, I'm too much of a gentleman so I'll just listen to the ones the ladies tell anyway (by ladies I mean Soccermom and Happylanding, not G-Man of course).

Frank

Gosh Frank, you're so busy trying to avoid offending someone you're in danger of tripping over yourself!  Lighten up, Dude.  I was laughing at your joke.   ::bow:: ::bow:: ::bow::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1209 on: September 22, 2007, 01:40:56 AM »
Frank, I DO have a pony-tail. But I never got to see the joke.

So, please repost that picture so I can have a hard laugh on myself  ::wave::


PS: See that little fellow that's my avatar? That's me, ponytail, bass and all. Drew it myself too!
« Last Edit: September 22, 2007, 01:43:40 AM by AirScorp »
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« Reply #1210 on: September 22, 2007, 02:06:03 AM »
Well I was merely being cautious because there are plenty of people that don't think about effects of their actions. It was really only because Mike's post seemed serious with no smilies to hint at a joke from his side that I thought G-Man might truly be upset, although in hindsight I should've guessed that Mike was joking since people here know me (or at least I think they do) and know that I never intend to offend people but just want to spread friendly joy.

So with no further delays here's the joke I originally posted, as heard told by english comic Jasper Carrot (it was after talking about men that insisted on wearing a ponytail even though they were bald on top): That's why you call it a ponytail because when you lift it up there a BEEP-hole underneath (this btw got a major laugh-roar from the crowd). It was btw as said something I thought about when seeing the drawing of the captains cap on the horse's rear-end (hinting at the negative title: Horse's ***) and that made me think of the pony-tail joke.

Nick: Very nice drawing! Ever thought about doing a guest-strip for CW?
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1211 on: September 22, 2007, 02:35:52 AM »
" I thought G-Man might truly be upset"

The only time I get upset is when I spill my "Martooni"...

wearing a ponytail even though they were bald on top

You know this is called a "Skillet"  ::rofl::  ::rofl::  ::rofl::
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« Reply #1212 on: September 22, 2007, 02:52:38 AM »
Yea I guess that one came out quite good  ;D But I draw like three times a year so..  ::whistle::

There's a story behind that drawing but it's a little too personal for you to find it quite as funny as I do:

Getting a rejection from a girl has a slang term in Greece that translates something like "She threw a pie at me"
So once, I hit on a girl that I must have liked for some 5 years (I was like 15). While I was talking and having my young heart spread open in front of her, she kept just looking up.
So I asked "What are you looking at?" to which she replied "You better look up too, there's a pie on a free-fall to your head"

Hence in the drawing I'm looking up in concern. I kept it to remind me not to be as self-conscious and insecure as I was.
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« Reply #1213 on: September 22, 2007, 02:57:33 AM »
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« Reply #1214 on: September 22, 2007, 03:49:12 AM »


^^^^^^^^^^^^5555555555555 Gman!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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