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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1185 on: September 18, 2007, 03:29:55 AM »
WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE R/C now THATS funny stuff!!!!! :D :D :D
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1186 on: September 19, 2007, 03:45:14 AM »
HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

I just ran into Mikey!!!!!   :D    ;D    :D    ;D     

Talk about too long between encounters -- wow!!  It has been ages, but we did have a GREAT giggle out on the ramp.  Mikey, after you flew away, I sure got a ration from the Jumpers.   ;)  They were all laughing at us.   ::rofl::  So, I promised I'd get my medication adjusted.   ;)

Hope the Vernal hop is a good one.  I bet we will be down the road shortly....  it even rained for a little while today....  that termination axe is about to fall....   ::wave::

I've missed all you Crazy Chickens!!     ::wave::                ::wave::                  ::wave::                    ::wave::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1187 on: September 19, 2007, 01:33:23 PM »
Welcome back Mom!

Guys I think I am in need of some procrastination jokes. You know, putting off things indefinitely. Something to do with my psychology right now.
So please put your humour masterminds at work and indulge me.

I'd make the first one, but I think I'll feel more like it some other time ::rofl::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1188 on: September 19, 2007, 08:17:42 PM »
Ok Nick... how about this one:


PROCRASTINATORS UNITE.......
















...TOMORROW!  ::loony:: ::loony:: ::loony::
"Me and Earl was haulin' chickens / On a flatbed outta Wiggins..."

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1189 on: September 19, 2007, 09:59:48 PM »
 ::rofl::
More, I need more!
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1190 on: September 20, 2007, 06:48:38 PM »
WOMAN'S LOVE POEM


          Before I lay me down to sleep,

          I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

          One who's handsome, smart and strong.

          One who loves to listen long.

          One who thinks before he speaks.

          One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

          I pray he's gainfully employed.

          When I spend cash, won't be annoyed.

          Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

          Massages my back and begs to do more.

          Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.

          Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

          I pray that this man will love me to no end,

          And always be my very best friend.



          MAN'S LOVE POEM


          I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with

          huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

          and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This

          doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh!t.

IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, YOU'RE PROBABLY AT THE ICE CAPADES

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1191 on: September 20, 2007, 06:49:21 PM »
 A woman  scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man,  Standing alone.  She approached him. 'My name is Carmen,' she told him.   'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'

    'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like  most -- cars and men.'

    'What's your name?' she asked.
    He said,  'Bob Titsenbeer'
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1192 on: September 20, 2007, 07:05:30 PM »
A woman  scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man,  Standing alone.  She approached him. 'My name is Carmen,' she told him.   'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'

    'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like  most -- cars and men.'

    'What's your name?' she asked.
    He said,  'Bob Titsenbeer'

That was a nice one... I really needed this :)
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1193 on: September 21, 2007, 01:52:12 AM »
Hmmm. . . .

I once thought of becoming a procrastinator. . .


. . . but I kept putting it off.


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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1194 on: September 21, 2007, 01:54:13 AM »
Procrastination . . .

. . . the art of keeping up with yesterday!


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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1195 on: September 21, 2007, 03:49:48 AM »
Procrastination . . .

. . . the art of keeping up with yesterday!


Dude!  I love it!   ::bow:: ::bow:: ::bow::
"Me and Earl was haulin' chickens / On a flatbed outta Wiggins..."

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« Reply #1196 on: September 21, 2007, 03:54:36 AM »
and here the definition:



DEFINITION OF PROCRASTINATION: Why put off today what you can put off again tomorrow.  ;D


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« Reply #1197 on: September 21, 2007, 04:08:20 AM »
and here the best procrastination joke ever:




                                        *** COMING SOON ***





 ::rofl::


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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1198 on: September 21, 2007, 05:29:54 AM »
and here the definition:



DEFINITION OF PROCRASTINATION: Why put off today what you can put off again tomorrow.  ;D

Funny you mention this phrase---My first wife, (she was Jarman), would always yell at me, (and excuse my spelling--its purely phonetic): "Was man huete canbis orgin, das vashiba nicht auf morgan". I believe it means the same---hence I divorced her.........  ::whistle::

Now here is what I just thought of while trying to type this:

Why is PHONETIC not spelled with an "F"???????   ::thinking::

Oh and one more...

I was cured of indecisiveness...




But I'm not so sure now.......
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1199 on: September 21, 2007, 08:53:42 AM »
Procrastination . . .

. . . the art of keeping up with yesterday!


Ohhhh!!!! The truth!!!!!!  ::bow::


Why is PHONETIC not spelled with an "F"???????   ::thinking::

I could attempt an explanation but it would ruin the joke of it  ;D
It's all Greek to me!