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Offline TheSoccerMom

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1005 on: May 23, 2007, 01:44:48 AM »
Ohhh MAAAAN, what am I doing now?!?  Wearing a lizard suit?  Huh?  So are you the guys who slipped something into my brewski?!?!?!

Yupper, S'Mom is back online...  I know, I know, a scary thought....

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1006 on: May 23, 2007, 02:52:34 AM »
Ohhh MAAAAN, what am I doing now?!?  Wearing a lizard suit?  Huh?  So are you the guys who slipped something into my brewski?!?!?!

Yupper, S'Mom is back online...  I know, I know, a scary thought....

 ::wave::

The intelligence report was unconfirmed  ::whistle::

Glad to see you back in the coop!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1007 on: May 23, 2007, 02:58:31 AM »
"Unconfirmed", hey??!?  The story of my LIFE....!

You know, I could use a lizard suit...    :P
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1008 on: May 23, 2007, 03:03:56 AM »
OOOOO Lizard Suit...swanky 'Mom  ;) ;)
YEWWWwwwwwwwww

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1009 on: May 23, 2007, 03:12:18 AM »
Ohhh MAAAAN, what am I doing now?!?  Wearing a lizard suit?  Huh?  So are you the guys who slipped something into my brewski?!?!?!

Yupper, S'Mom is back online...  I know, I know, a scary thought....

 ::wave::

SEE, I told you the lizard suit was a bad disguise, but at least they didn't know it was me! ;D

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1010 on: May 24, 2007, 02:46:46 AM »
It's all Greek to me!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1011 on: May 24, 2007, 09:45:35 PM »
2 things surprise me about that site:

1st someone took the time to type all of that  ::)

and

2nd I'm surprised it doesn't have .au at the end of the address  ::rofl::
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YEWWWwwwwwwwww

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1012 on: May 24, 2007, 10:15:48 PM »
It's all Greek to me!

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1013 on: May 27, 2007, 07:52:04 AM »
Welll.......  this is silly!    ::whistle::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1014 on: May 27, 2007, 09:43:44 AM »
Welll.......  this is silly!    ::whistle::


Well... I always say that people jumping out of planes that are al-right actually JUST FOR PLEASURE cant be normal.

For sure, Mom, your kids are another story :)
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1015 on: May 27, 2007, 06:17:38 PM »
[ For sure, Mom, your kids are another story :)

Ha ha, well, that is what the psychologist said, too.   ;)
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1016 on: May 27, 2007, 09:26:33 PM »
[Well... I always say that people jumping out of planes that are al-right actually JUST FOR PLEASURE cant be normal.

Not normal?  More proof!!    ::rofl::

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1017 on: May 28, 2007, 01:25:47 AM »
AGGHH! and you're smiling too ::eek:: ------wierdo-----

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1018 on: May 28, 2007, 01:46:34 AM »
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted  a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
 
"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
 
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should  tell you first that  this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and  sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
 
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.
 
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her  living room and waited for it to say something.
 
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and  said " Aaaack! New house! New madam!"
 
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but  then thought "that's really not so bad."
 
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the  bird saw them and said, " Squaaaawk! New house! New madam! New girls!"
 
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
 
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home  from work.
 
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!"
IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, YOU'RE PROBABLY AT THE ICE CAPADES

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1019 on: May 28, 2007, 05:39:36 PM »
Ha ha Gilly, you are too funny.  I have been told I have a nice smile -- okay -- I admit that part -- but the point I was trying to make is that Happy is SO cute (along with her smile) and I am, well, uh, better suited for radio.   :D 

Kind of like comparing roses (Happy!) to a bristlecone pine (Mom!).....  which, you can be assured, the jumpers routinely remind me is "The oldest living organism on the planet -- after you, Mary!"    ;D

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