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Offline Frank N. O.

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The same three conversations
« on: May 26, 2009, 10:50:37 AM »
"I can't remember"  ::rofl:: another great one!

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Re: The same three conversations
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2009, 01:45:47 PM »
Say, is that another poke at all of us in the forum?   ::thinking:: ::thinking:: ::thinking::

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Re: The same three conversations
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2009, 02:03:40 PM »
who knows R/C  ::thinking::
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Re: The same three conversations
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2009, 06:08:31 PM »
Honestly, R/C, I just cant remember ::thinking::
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Offline Mike

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Re: The same three conversations
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2009, 07:11:07 PM »
Heh heh....

Yeah, once again this one wasn't invented. It came from the Panaca Jane crew and was born in Bend, OR last summer while drinking at a local bar.

Here is the original version:

Mikey, Jesus, and Trumpet are buying a well deserved beer at the bar after flying in from Montana:
Mikey: Did you know that there are only two basic types of beer?
Jesus: Not this story again, we always have the same three conversations when we go out.
Trumpet: And they are?
Jesus: It's always that there are only two kinds of beers....
Mikey: ....and how we can't remember shit.
Trumpet: And what's the third one?
Mikey: We don't remember.

and there you go . . . a few months later . . . A CHICKEN WINGS STRIP! (modified to  exclude language and the beer references)
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Re: The same three conversations
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 10:43:43 PM »
You didn't have to modify it to leave out the beer references.  ;D ;D
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Re: The same three conversations
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2009, 02:50:46 AM »
I've told a somewhat different version of this over the years:

"Memory is the third thing that leaves a man when he isn't getting enough sex...











...and I can't remember what the other two are."    ::) ::loony:: ::whistle:: ::drinking::
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Re: The same three conversations
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2009, 01:58:15 PM »
Remove beer reference! Why? Don't tell me they are drinking limonade on this strip:

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Re: The same three conversations
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2009, 11:33:34 PM »
that's right!

All lemonade!  ;) ;) ;D
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