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Offline G-man

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Just what every well dressed female needs..
« on: April 13, 2009, 12:02:33 AM »
Here is one for you Soccermom:

GPS equipped lingerie
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Re: Just what every well dressed female needs..
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 02:03:58 AM »
Uh, G-Man,

Did you mean every well DRESSED woman?  Or, every well UNDRESSED woman??!??   :D

And HEYYYY, how did you KNOW we just spent half a day doing nothing but GPS refresher??!!??!!??!?!?!?! 
I can tell you, it looked nothing like THAT!!!    ::eek::

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Re: Just what every well dressed female needs..
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 02:06:20 AM »
Uh, G-Man,

Did you mean every well DRESSED woman?  Or, every well UNDRESSED woman??!??   :D

And HEYYYY, how did you KNOW we just spent half a day doing nothing but GPS refresher??!!??!!??!?!?!?! 
I can tell you, it looked nothing like THAT!!!    ::eek::

 ;D

 :D

Thought you would like this one.... ::whistle:: ::whistle::
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Re: Just what every well dressed female needs..
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 02:31:51 AM »
Sometimes this stuff just makes me feel that much more ancient....

from growing up without a telephone to having lingerie that's GPS-equipped.... 

man, that really makes my head spin....    ;D

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Re: Just what every well dressed female needs..
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 08:37:54 AM »
so where do you keep the map,compass and stop watch back up?
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Re: Just what every well dressed female needs..
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 02:35:21 PM »
Life may not be the party we hoped for---but while we're here--we might as well dance..........

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Re: Just what every well dressed female needs..
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2009, 08:31:16 PM »
uh... again:

Where do you keep finding this stuff?
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Re: Just what every well dressed female needs..
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2009, 04:30:45 AM »
I am quite sure I dont want to know..
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Re: Just what every well dressed female needs..
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2009, 06:55:23 AM »
G-man probably has them sent to his email addy.
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Re: Just what every well dressed female needs..
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2009, 03:57:51 PM »
I am quite sure I dont want to know..

well said Fabo...

some things just should be left alone, huh?!
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Re: Just what every well dressed female needs..
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2009, 08:19:46 PM »
If it looks like the one in the picture and you need GPS to find it, you got some serious navigation problems. ::wave::

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Re: Just what every well dressed female needs..
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2009, 12:47:59 AM »
uh... again:

Where do you keep finding this stuff?

Who cares?  Keep sending them, G-Man!   |:)\ ::bow:: ::drinking::

My wife always wears flats, so I had to send her this report on high heels.  We already enjoy a great sex life, but I'm a big fan of high heels and I think her already great legs would look even better on a pair.

This made my day, but I'm not gonna tell you guys whether she changes her habits or not.   :P

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Re: Just what every well dressed female needs..
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2009, 06:55:34 AM »
R/C please DONT!! its been awhile .
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