Canadians with Guns, wasn't that a comedy-song by Bill Lyons?

Canadians with warships, what next, danes with submarines?
- Seriously though, how come that site had no funnies about Denmark? As someone who's lived her for 30+ years let me tell you that in the last 5 years at least there have really been plenty of material for articles like that!
Ian: Congratulations!

I was wondering, wasn't it also true that my ancestors didn't quite travel up to your ancestors for pillaging since they were too tough? Hmm, just as I wrote the previous line I suddently thought of a possible joke that the first vikings told back home after their first trip to Scotland: "Hey Valdemar, don't even think about traveling to the northern part of the island to the west! We've only met their women but they as big, ugly and hairy as a viking man and his just as hard, I don't want to meet their men!"
If I may borrow the thread, then I got two funny headlines too, now here's the question, are these real danish headlines (translated to english here of course) or did I make them up?
- Navy sinks summerhouse
- Prince turns into frog
Frank