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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 11:58:57 PM »
Wait. We have warships and guns?! ::knockedout:: ::knockedout:: ::knockedout::
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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 08:27:41 AM »
I know Gil aint that against the Geneva Convention or something like that......next you will want an air force to go with the ships and guns  ::loony:: ::eek:: ::unbelieveable:: ::knockedout::
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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 04:23:03 PM »
In a sailboat, you do not have complete discrition on where you go, you have certain angles of wind to contend with.

One day, I sailed slightly into one of the military practice zones clipping the corner of the zone during a military exercise.
The Canadian destroyer was not very friendly and ordered be back out.
The waves were about 5 feet high and I took several over the side trying to turn around.
It took longer to sail back out against the wind then it would have taken to complete the transit.

Yes, the Canadians do have warships and know how to ruin a poor sailors day.

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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2009, 01:13:16 AM »
Yes, the Canadians do have warships and know how to ruin a poor sailors day.

Lousy Canadians!!!  :P :P
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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2009, 05:14:44 PM »
Lousy Canadians!!!
Not really,
Canadians in general are good people.
These sailors believed that they were protecting me from being sunk.

I just do not understand their fanaticism for the Queen of England.

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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2009, 05:23:08 PM »
since when was she just the Queen of England? WHOO HOO have we gained independance at last?  ::bow::
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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2009, 03:14:56 AM »
Canadians with Guns, wasn't that a comedy-song by Bill Lyons? ;D

Canadians with warships, what next, danes with submarines?
- Seriously though, how come that site had no funnies about Denmark? As someone who's lived her for 30+ years let me tell you that in the last 5 years at least there have really been plenty of material for articles like that!

Ian: Congratulations! :D I was wondering, wasn't it also true that my ancestors didn't quite travel up to your ancestors for pillaging since they were too tough? Hmm, just as I wrote the previous line I suddently thought of a possible joke that the first vikings told back home after their first trip to Scotland: "Hey Valdemar, don't even think about traveling to the northern part of the island to the west! We've only met their women but they as big, ugly and hairy as a viking man and his just as hard, I don't want to meet their men!"

If I may borrow the thread, then I got two funny headlines too, now here's the question, are these real danish headlines (translated to english here of course) or did I make them up?
- Navy sinks summerhouse
- Prince turns into frog

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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2009, 12:19:20 PM »
aye Frank thats why your ancestors spent most of thier time raiding Englandshire  ::rofl::
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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2009, 05:17:57 PM »
This is what the Canadians planned to do with the ships and guns lol

http://www.satirewire.com/news/july02/canada_invasion.shtml
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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2009, 11:42:52 PM »
Too right mate  ::drinking::
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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2009, 11:50:05 PM »
Was wondering when you where going to turn up cobber  ::drinking::
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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2009, 05:54:17 PM »
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many Canadians have urged the military to push on, arguing that if they can't take the U.S. by force, they can at least sneak into Detroit and take back the Stanley Cup.

I'm in for the stanley cup special commando.  ;D

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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2009, 10:30:03 PM »
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many Canadians have urged the military to push on, arguing that if they can't take the U.S. by force, they can at least sneak into Detroit and take back the Stanley Cup.

I'm in for the stanley cup special commando.  ;D

Don't worry. The Maple Leafs are going to win it this year!  :P :P ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::
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Re: Gibbo has moved north....and the Canooks have guns!!
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2009, 12:53:29 AM »
Was wondering when you where going to turn up cobber  ::drinking::

LOL been a mite busy lately digger  ;)
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