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Offline wbarnhill

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Do you guys think I'm fat?
« on: March 28, 2006, 01:05:58 PM »
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That's right, a naval aviator!

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips....  :D

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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2006, 02:49:32 PM »
...And there's no tenderness like before in your finger tips...  :D

Hehe... We thought we just HAD to put some Top Gun quote in the next strip, after all the discussions recently...  ;D

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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2006, 03:20:17 PM »
Hans isn't out of shape...

"Round" is a shape... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2006, 03:36:48 PM »
Reminds of the one;

Wife say's "do these shorts make my butt look big?" >:(

Husband say's "No, your fat butt makes your butt look big!" :o


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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2006, 04:16:48 PM »
Ha ha!

We originally tried to make a whole different strip but came up with too many ideas for just one strip. So, this strip leads up to a different one and will take a twist next Tuesday.
So, stay tuned!


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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2006, 09:48:44 PM »
Actually it goes like this :

Wife : Does this dress make me look fat ?
Husband : Yep
Wife : Does this dress make me look fat ?
Husband : My eyes are so swollen that i can't really see anything....

And another good strip :) i wish i was in america..i would really like to meet you guys

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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2006, 04:03:53 AM »
And another good strip :) i wish i was in america..i would really like to meet you guys

Heck, I am in America and still can't see them.

You've lost, that lovin feelin, whoah that lovin feelin...  (I actually do that skit at karaoke on occasion)

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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2006, 05:21:16 AM »
Baby, Baby, I get down on my knees for you ...hoo ...hoo
If you could only love me, like you used to do!!!!
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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2006, 12:51:46 PM »
We had a love, a love, a love you don't find everyday
So don't...don't...don't...don't let it slip away...

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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2006, 10:04:58 PM »
Nice tie in guys!  :D

I bet you guys didn't realize that "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" has more words than the part in TG?  ;D
Go to some Karaoke night and play this song... everyone will sing along to the parts in TG, but then it gets REAL quiet! LOL  ;D

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).
But baby, baby I know it...

You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Now there's no welcome look in your eyes
when I reach for you.
And now your're starting to critisize little things I do.
It makes me just feel like crying, (baby).
'Cause baby, something in you is dying.

You lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woooooah

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah.

We had a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday.

So don't...don't...don't...don't let it slip away.

Baby (baby), baby (baby),
I beg of you please...please,
I need your love (I need your love),
I need your love (I need your love),
So bring it on back (So bring it on back),
Bring it on back (so bring it on back).

Bring back that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone,
and I can't go on,
noooo...

Bring back that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
'Cause it's gone...gone...

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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2006, 10:36:50 PM »
Oh, my wingman and I sing it all the way through.  But it just wouldn't be great unless we did the skit as well ;)

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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2006, 01:07:01 AM »
Funny how you never (well, me anyway--comes with being hard of hearing) really know all the lyrics to a song.

Back in my salad days my personal favorite was "Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name"   It actually worked a few times and thankfully so did the penicillin. ::)

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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2006, 04:25:15 AM »
salad days?
Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.  --Bruce Almighty

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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2006, 11:25:41 AM »
 ;D HAHAHA, pardon my slip, forgot the generation gap----"SALAD DAYS" is an old expression used to describe a period during which one is a freewheeling single.  For me, it was while I was in college and then again later during my "midlife crisis" when I changed careers, bought a sports car, got divorced,and went looking for a trophy wife.   Nowadays, I still fly airplanes, traded the car for a pickup, but the best part is, I still have the new wife after 20 years--AHHH, life is good now but I still have fond memories of those times.  ;)

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Re: Do you guys think I'm fat?
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2006, 03:00:43 PM »
Actually it goes like this :

Wife : Does this dress make me look fat ?
Husband : Yep
Wife : Does this dress make me look fat ?
Husband : My eyes are so swollen that i can't really see anything....

And another good strip :) i wish i was in america..i would really like to meet you guys

anyone see that geico commercial where the wife asks her hubby if a dress makes her look fat and he wasn't paying attention and said "absolutely" - the look she gave him was priceless!!
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