Winner is: ZK Kiwi with:
hmmm, was it left foot first or right?.... aw heck, I'll just bounce along on both......
Honourable mentions go to:
Spacer with: Hey do my hips look fat to you..
Oddball with: "I cant belive the army turned us down due to flat feet"
FlyboyGil with: Wife: "Does my tail make my butt look big?" Husband: "It's not the tail, dear." Then the fight started.