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Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« on: August 03, 2008, 06:38:58 AM »
Nothing XXX here, but I just gotta put this up for y'all to view!   ::rofl::

http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V1295

Who wants to be a product tester for these guys, eh?   ::loony:: ::loony:: ::loony::
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Re: Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2008, 02:47:04 PM »
lol there was some thing about this on CSI new york a few weeks ago involving a murder on the statue of liberty
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Re: Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2008, 02:49:10 PM »
I have one thing to say: Pubic hair! Ouch!!!!!!
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Re: Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2008, 07:29:32 PM »
I have one thing to say: Pubic hair! Ouch!!!!!!

looks like somebody gave this some serious thought and consideration and . . . thought it through all the way . . .  ;)


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Re: Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2008, 11:34:57 PM »
I have one thing to say: Pubic hair! Ouch!!!!!!

looks like somebody gave this some serious thought and consideration and . . . thought it through all the way . . .  ;)

Yeah Mike!  You certainly won't see me shaving down there in order to try their "screwy" product!  Hehe.   ::unbelieveable::
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Re: Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2008, 03:56:29 AM »
I've seen photos of people bodypainting with multicolored liquid Latex! Quite the spectacle and it can be worn as clothes or underwear.

Mmmm.. Maybe a girl with a comic strip bodypainted on her would be a good idea for the next comic convention? Or is it too much????  ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::
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Re: Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2008, 09:24:19 AM »
Nothing XXX here, but I just gotta put this up for y'all to view!   ::rofl::

http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V1295

Who wants to be a product tester for these guys, eh?   ::loony:: ::loony:: ::loony::
Might be a more salable product if it dispensed starch instead of latex----  ::)
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Re: Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2008, 05:59:52 PM »
Haaaa haaa, too funny!!!!!!

Ya gotta love the human imagination..........   ::whistle::

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Re: Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2008, 06:41:02 PM »
Nothing XXX here, but I just gotta put this up for y'all to view!   ::rofl::

http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V1295

Who wants to be a product tester for these guys, eh?   ::loony:: ::loony:: ::loony::
Might be a more salable product if it dispensed starch instead of latex----  ::)
Remember what Willy Nelson said on his 75th birthday----------"I think I've outlived my dick!" ::rofl::

Ole' Willy Nelson should take a page from Hugh Hefner's "Play"book, and get himself a prescription for Viagra!  hehe.   ;D >:D ::whistle::
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Re: Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2008, 06:49:52 PM »
cant remember if they mentioned anything about the spermicide used in condoms, would it mix with latex?
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Re: Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2008, 07:04:52 PM »
Spermicide??  Spermicide?!!?  WOT??

What do you need THAT for....  all a PILOT needs for birth control is his personality!!!!!!!!!     ::rofl::

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Re: Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2008, 12:24:27 AM »
Spermicide??  Spermicide?!!?  WOT??

What do you need THAT for....  all a PILOT needs for birth control is his personality!!!!!!!!!     ::rofl::

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Ha ha ha--you crack me up up Mom.. Havn't heard that one for a while..

Kinda like the two girls chatting about their one night stands--one says hers was a pilot---when asked how she knew, she replied "well he had a sunglasses, big watch, small dick and did nothing but talk about himself".  ::whistle:: ::whistle::
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Re: Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2008, 03:59:59 AM »
Spermicide??  Spermicide?!!?  WOT??

What do you need THAT for....  all a PILOT needs for birth control is his personality!!!!!!!!!     ::rofl::

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Ha ha ha--you crack me up up Mom.. Havn't heard that one for a while..

Kinda like the two girls chatting about their one night stands--one says hers was a pilot---when asked how she knew, she replied "well he had a sunglasses, big watch, small dick and did nothing but talk about himself".  ::whistle:: ::whistle::
My ex-wife lied about that----I couldn't afford a big watch back then............... :-\

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Re: Wacky new Product... Spray-On Condoms!
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2008, 06:38:39 PM »
What's that old line...?   ::)

"Stereotypes exist for a reason"??!??!!!?   ::rofl::    ::rofl::

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