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Offline Rooster Cruiser

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No Frills Airline Pax Briefing
« on: June 25, 2008, 05:30:09 AM »
When I consider that even United is now charging for checked baggage, I can actually see this crap happening!   ::complaining: ::thinking:: ::banghead:: ::rambo::

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Re: No Frills Airline Pax Briefing
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2008, 11:16:50 AM »
Im sure she works for Ryan Air  ::thinking::
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Re: No Frills Airline Pax Briefing
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2008, 03:23:47 PM »
hahaha Not so far from the truth ;D ;D ;D
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Re: No Frills Airline Pax Briefing
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2008, 09:10:25 PM »
Speaking of Ryanair...

heck, blowjobs on overseas flights?  :D

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Re: No Frills Airline Pax Briefing
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2008, 10:05:59 PM »
"Beds and Blowjobs" in business class!?!?   :o  Wow!  Now I want to J/S on RyanAir the next time I travel to Europe!   ::knockedout::
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Re: No Frills Airline Pax Briefing
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2008, 11:22:04 PM »
Looking for Ryanaire departure points in Canada......... ::type:: ::type:: ::type:: ::type::
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Re: No Frills Airline Pax Briefing
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2008, 07:33:36 AM »
Think ill apply to Ryan Air for a job and see what other "offers" employees get  ::type::
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Re: No Frills Airline Pax Briefing
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2008, 09:52:05 AM »
Employees get to "offer" BJ's to clients in business class on trans-atlantic flights.   ::eek::  I didn't think your pendulum swung that way, Oddball.. ::thinking::
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Re: No Frills Airline Pax Briefing
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2008, 03:34:18 PM »
lol it doesn't R/C
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