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Offline Oddball

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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2008, 04:34:06 PM »
ok out of ignorance what does TSA stand for?
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2008, 04:45:12 PM »
Quote from: Oddball on April 01, 2008, 04:34:06 PM
ok out of ignorance what does TSA stand for?

Ask and ye shall receive:

Ti**y Surveilance Agency--hence they noticed the nipple ring.. ::whistle::  ::whistle::

You're welcome.. ::whistle:: ::whistle::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2008, 04:55:54 PM »
Thanks  G-Man lol ill keep a eye out for them when i come over
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2008, 08:05:55 PM »
Aw, now, you're not paying attention G-Man.....   ::complaining:

It's the "Toothpaste Snatchers Association".....  just ask Mike, and all the rest of us poor travelers who now have cavities....    ::complaining:

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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2008, 08:12:13 PM »
i have not done a international flight for a while but do you still ahve to take your shoes off at airports?
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2008, 08:22:40 PM »
Quote from: Oddball on April 01, 2008, 08:12:13 PM
i have not done a international flight for a while but do you still ahve to take your shoes off at airports?

Yep--shoes, nipple rings etc..
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2008, 10:04:13 PM »
Quote from: TheSoccerMom on April 01, 2008, 08:05:55 PM
Aw, now, you're not paying attention G-Man.....   ::complaining:

It's the "Toothpaste Snatchers Association".....  just ask Mike, and all the rest of us poor travelers who now have cavities....    ::complaining:

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HA HA !! ::rofl::

That almost made it worthwile spending money on toothpaste which I won't get to use....
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2008, 12:36:49 AM »
I think you're right with 3 oz---so it was a WHOLE 1.3 ounces over the limit and we all know what 1.3 ounces of subatomic antimatter loaded into a phaser can do  ::eek::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2008, 02:11:50 AM »
That remides me... I think our lovely Toothpaste Servailence Association officer is coming soon to inspect our pilot/flight school records here... Have to remind all the students to hide their toothpaste and piercings  ;D
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2008, 03:56:24 AM »
Mike..

Ya know.. it would be rude to NOT do a comic of Chuck removing his "nipple ring".  ::whistle:: ::whistle:: Don't let us down..  ::whistle:: ::whistle::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2008, 05:31:41 AM »
Quote from: airtac on April 02, 2008, 12:36:49 AM
I think you're right with 3 oz---so it was a WHOLE 1.3 ounces over the limit and we all know what 1.3 ounces of subatomic antimatter loaded into a phaser can do  ::eek::
::whistle::   

That's right my friend!  ;)

They MAY have let the .3 oz. slide but A WHOLE 1.3 ounces !!?? !!  ::eek:: :o

I have to side with them !!! That's definetly a security risk!!!       ::whistle::



I mean, we all know that 3 oz. won't blow up an airplane, but 4.3 . . . . . just might  ::loony::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2008, 05:35:08 AM »
Quote from: G-man on April 02, 2008, 03:56:24 AM
Mike..

Ya know.. it would be rude to NOT do a comic of Chuck removing his "nipple ring".  ::whistle:: ::whistle:: Don't let us down..  ::whistle:: ::whistle::


do Chickens have nipples ??

gotta keep it accurate, you know......
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2008, 02:11:23 PM »
Quote from: Mike on April 02, 2008, 05:35:08 AM

do Chickens have nipples ??

gotta keep it accurate, you know......

Hmmm, Interesting question.  ::thinking:: I have done some research  ::type:: and here are my observations:

Well now--they have breasts--and every other breast I have seen has nipples, (some very nice ones I might add). Even I have nipples--whos purpose I have yet to discover---maybe they are there to hold a piercing, or maybe just for sexual pleasure. I have seen and held live chickens up close--I used to have 2 dozen many years ago, (on a side note--they are easy to hypnotise--but I digress). I never did shave a chicken on order to look at its breasts, (note plural--2 breasts per chicken), therefore I never actually saw a nipple.

I know, chickens lay eggs, so they shouldn't have nipples. But going by that logic, whales and dolphins should have nipples since they give birth to babies, not eggs. They sell chicken milk in Bulgaria, and it would only make sense that the milk was obtained from squeezing chicken nipples.

Conclusion--Undetermined--we need photographic evidence..Anyone??

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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2008, 02:28:01 PM »
 "every other breast I have seen has nipples"--quote Gman--
Breast being singular and nipples being plural leads me to think that helicopter pilots are indeed strange people---just exactly how many are there per unit, I might ask? ::unbelieveable::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2008, 02:40:16 PM »
Quote from: airtac on April 02, 2008, 02:28:01 PM
"every other breast I have seen has nipples"--quote Gman--
Breast being singular and nipples being plural leads me to think that helicopter pilots are indeed strange people---just exactly how many are there per unit, I might ask? ::unbelieveable::

Ahhh..ya got me there..herein lies some further investigation--Most dogs have eight--hence normally eight puppies, women have two, yet on "average" have one child,  ::thinking::

So riddle me this: Bra--singular, panties--plural  ::thinking:: ::thinking::

And people wonder why I lie awake at nights.. ::whistle:: ::whistle::
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