Ok...this is the list I compiled. It's a working list...if something should be added and dropped, well, then I guess I'll do that.
Benefits of being married to a helicopter pilot:
10. No squabbling on who takes out the garbage. The cans are by the Bell407!
9. Schedule...what's that?
8. You can never be uglier than their aircraft.
7. Your man will NEVER have to go to the gym...he gets all the workout he needs, lifting that BIG WATCH.
6. 'My other car is a Sikorsky' bumper stickers!
5. Blow drying your hair is a thing of the past!
4. Jet A cologne!
3. Ample supply of sunglasses!
2. No more traffic problems when going to the mall.
...and the best reason to be married to a helicopter pilot...
1. Because it's just so damn cool!
...or all the Chicken Wings t-shirts you can sleep in!
Added that last bit for Mike and Stef