Ah G-Man, don't worry about the irresistibility of your new 'do.... you'll step outside your hotel tomorrow morning and no doubt be slammed to the ground by 20+ wild Missouri women.
Better watch out!!!
I'm not sure they have an Unavailability Code to go on your paperwork for "Pilot Mobbed by Missouri Miscreants, Now Missing"....
What I want to know is.... whose damned FINGERTIPS are those lying on the counter?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?