Oh, no, no, Mike, not hardly!!!!!
It's just, uhm, hard for me to know where to start here.....
There are so MANY times things have just been ALL wrong....
Like.. the time I wore white after Labor Day on a charter trip.....
That time when my mascara ran when it was SO hot in the cockpit, and I did NOT have my mirror to do a touch-up... SI-I-I-IGH......
And of course, the time I tried to jump out of the Minivan with my evening gown on, and caught the hem on the step..... which was just made EVEN worse, tsk tsk, when I broke my HEEL off my GOOD Gucci heels on the rudder pedal right before that....
And then there was that time when my headset cord got caught in my diamond necklace, and I was trying to untangle it, and missed those 36 calls from Center..... S-I-I-I-GH.....
and the guys screamed and said something about that HUGE black shadow that went right over us...
Hmm, I wonder what THAT could have been...?!?!?
And then when I dropped my Cosmo magazine, RIGHT when I turned to the article I was wanting to read SO BAD
, I think it was "39 Things Good Girls Should Know to Make Men BAD", well, DARN right then I dropped it, SPLAT, it slid down the aisle of course, those darned smokejumpers got BOOT MARKS all OVER it, and BOY was I MAD,
well, somehow I kinda forgot we were doing CARGO right then and the spotter, wow, he was REALLY screaming, it was SO loud, I told him later "Hmmmpph, you don't have to YELL, you know." [Sniff.]
Of course, the mechanics were REALLY steamed when I was flying back from the 1979 Miss Empty-Brained Airhead Beauty Pageant, and of course, when I TOLD those IDIOT organizers they should give Miss Congeniality something besides those darned cheesy plastic roses, well, they gave me that HUGE tiara just to shut me up I think, anyway, it sure did get stuck in the headliner when we came across the Uintas and hit all that turbulence at 12,000 feet.... like how was I supposed to know those picky little rhinestones would get SO stuck in the darned fabric on the ceiling, it's not like they LET me do my CHECKRIDES wearing my PRACTICE tiara or anything, which I thought I should, I mean, how is a girl supposed to be PREPARED for these FLIGHT EMERGENCIES if she isn't allowed to PRATICE?!!!?!
SI-I-I-I-GH....
Boy, now that is just the START, it is SO much WORK to fly when you have to do ALL these GIRLIE things too, boy oh boy, especially when the guys keep screaming and yelling, of course, there WAS that one time they were REALLY, REALLY screaming and shouting and then they got REALLY nice and quiet.... and I was thinking "nowwww, isn't that SWEET of them, to take a nap..." but then I turned around and.... they were all... gone......
And had landed in the middle of the desert..... it was WEEKS before I saw them again.....
Phew... They were RIGHT in flight school, this flying sure 'nuff IS a lot of WORK.