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Re: Rocky the friendly moose
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2008, 04:14:36 AM »
That moose is going to result in people getting killed.
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Re: Rocky the friendly moose
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2008, 11:59:57 PM »
That moose is going to result in people getting killed.

That's what I like about you Baradium . . . always looking at the lighter side of things!

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Re: Rocky the friendly moose
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2008, 12:11:12 AM »

  A Møøse once bit my sister ...

  No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the møøse
  with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
  her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
  star of many Norwegian møvies:  "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
  Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
  Nordfink".

  We apologise for the fault in the
  subtitles.  Those responsible have been
  sacked.

  Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

  We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles.  Those
  responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
  have been sacked.

  Møøse trained by            TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA

  Special Møøse Effects       OLAF PROT
  Møøse Costumes              SIGGI CHURCHILL
  Møøse Choreographed by      HORST PROT III
  Miss Taylor's Møøses by     HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
  Møøse trained to mix
  concrete and sign com-
  plicated insurance
  forms by                    JURGEN WIGG
  Møøses' noses wiped by      BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER

  Large møøse on the left
  half side of the screen
  in the third scene from
  the end, given a thorough
  grounding in Latin,
  French and "O" Level
  Geography by                BO BENN

  Suggestive poses for the
  Møøse suggested by          VIC ROTTER
  Antler-care by              LIV THATCHER
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Re: Rocky the friendly moose
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2008, 12:26:01 AM »
at last another monty python fan!! cme to lovli norway and see the loveli lakes  ;D
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Re: Rocky the friendly moose
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2008, 12:37:02 AM »
At last? Who's not a Monty Python fan!? |:)\

Funny nordic note while partly on the subject: They call Finland the land of a thousand lakes, but even Denmark has just over 1000 named lakes, Finland has even more, and Norway and Sweden got half a ton too :D Even the forrest district where my family name (Oreskov = Ore Forrest) comes from has a lake in it.

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Re: Rocky the friendly moose
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2008, 03:16:35 AM »
WOW!!!!! I didn't remember half of that! So long ago... I need to see those movies again!
I only got it because of the "Those responsible have been sacked" line

Thanks for the memory refresher (or should I say refreshment??? One of those all-is-greek-to-me moments) Turbo!
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Re: Rocky the friendly moose
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2008, 04:10:58 PM »
Whatever that duck was ingesting when he wrote that---I want some for MEMEMEME! ::bow::

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Re: Rocky the friendly moose
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2008, 04:19:11 PM »
Whatever that duck was ingesting when he wrote that---I want some for MEMEMEME! ::bow::

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Re: Rocky the friendly moose
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2008, 04:21:00 PM »
I think I've told you a million times to look at the expiration date!  ::rofl::
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Re: Rocky the friendly moose
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2008, 05:25:24 PM »
Whatever that duck was ingesting when he wrote that---I want some for MEMEMEME! ::bow::

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Re: Rocky the friendly moose
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2008, 12:07:58 AM »
Falling moose nearly takes out state trooper
By Beth Bragg
McClatchy Newspapers
 

ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Motorists here have seen the highway signs that warn of falling rocks, and they’ve seen the ones that warn of moose crossing.

Now Howard Peterson of the Alaska State Troopers wonders if they need a new sign:

Watch for falling moose.

A swing-shift trooper based in Girdwood, Peterson was cruising the Seward Highway the night of Feb. 2 a couple miles north of McHugh Creek when something big and black fell from the sky, landing about 20 feet from his car.

“Falling rock!” he thought, ready to steer clear if it bounced onto the highway.

When the rock didn’t roll or shatter, Peterson’s brain came up with a crazy image:

“Falling moose?”

An adult moose, wandering rocky terrain more suitable to the Dall sheep that populate it, plunged to its death from the tall cliffs that hug a highway famous for its scenery and wildlife.

The animal landed on the side of the road just a few yards in front of Peterson, who figures it fell 150 feet, maybe farther. He snapped a couple of photos and called one of the charities that salvage road kill to tell them there was a moose available at Mile 113.

Then he started wondering what happened. Did the moose jump?

“How would you say it—moose-icide? He probably thought he was the only moose, with all those sheep around,” Peterson said.

More likely, though, something spooked the moose and it fell. It was windy that night, Peterson said, so maybe a gust startled it.

Or maybe the moose merely misstepped.

“I’m sure the moose didn’t jump,” state wildlife biologist Rick Sinnott said. “They occasionally have bad days like the rest of us. They slip and fall. Maybe he was reaching for a branch and the snow just gave way.”

In his years on the job, Sinnott has seen many moose die in many ways. He’s heard tales of them breaking through ice and drowning, jumping off railroad bridges at the sound of a train, falling off small banks. Once he saw the remains of two bulls that died together during a rutting battle when their antlers got hooked together by a single piece of barbed wire.

But a plunge from a tall cliff? Sinnott doesn’t think it happens often.

In 1995, a moose calf slipped off a cliff and fell 100 feet to its death in nearly the same spot, but flying moose remain an oddity.

As for Peterson, he’s been a trooper for five years and has seen lots of things fall from cliffs while on patrol—rocks, snow, mud, even cars.

But he always figured moose held steadfastly to the earth.

He knows better now.

“They can fly and they can land,” he said. “Just not very well.”
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Re: Rocky the friendly moose
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2008, 01:32:24 AM »

HOLY COW---and I thought I was the only one -hic- who saw them-- ::drinking::

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Re: Rocky the friendly moose
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2008, 08:37:36 AM »
so when is that moose taking up flying with roost air? and is he taking chucks job?
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