Teenager arrested in suicide hijacking plot

[airtac]

Lighten up---let's make a freakin joke out of every single news post that anybody puts up--there is too much somberness in the world--If you want to talk serious crap then go to AOPA-PAA-EAA-IPU-or Pee on me---this site's for fun-------------------LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!

[FlyboyGil]

GEE, the poor kid probably had "issues" because his stepdad wanted him to be a football star and what he really wanted was a spot on the cheerleading team with his transvestite cousin who threatened suicide unless "Tommy" joined him on the squad until he found out he looked lousy in a mini-dress and he would have had to wear panties which always made "littletommy and the twins" itch so bad that all he wanted at that point was to get a sex change operation but unfortunately having breasts would have made it hard for his horse to swim whenever they played water polo so he felt conflicted at which point he thought he might have a chance at gaining some notoriety by duct taping the stewardi (1 stewardess--2 stewardi) to the bullet-proof door of the cockpit--er--"flight deck" and during this daring escapade was planning to ask if a sex change doctor was on board and if so would have hand cuffed him (the doctor) to the smelly person who always sits by me on any airline flight until he got the operation and breast reduction surgery using a purloined credit card but getting a 10% discount for the person from whom he stole the card  thereby making that person wealthy, saving his horse from drowning, keeping his cousin alive and making jock itch a distant memory---
MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS YOUR THEORIES!!

Airtac, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I want what you're having!!!

[Mike]

He Heh  . . . 

That's the attitude!
Now we have something here!


I wonder if this guy is the first result of the "no child left behind" act and wanted to do something to get on TV instead of working at McDonalds
and American Idol didn't take him.......

[TheSoccerMom]

And he washed out of the fire program.....           

[Rooster Cruiser]

GEE, the poor kid probably had "issues" because his stepdad wanted him to be a football star and what he really wanted was a spot on the cheerleading team with his transvestite cousin who threatened suicide unless "Tommy" joined him on the squad until he found out he looked lousy in a mini-dress and he would have had to wear panties which always made "littletommy and the twins" itch so bad that all he wanted at that point was to get a sex change operation but unfortunately having breasts would have made it hard for his horse to swim whenever they played water polo so he felt conflicted at which point he thought he might have a chance at gaining some notoriety by duct taping the stewardi (1 stewardess--2 stewardi) to the bullet-proof door of the cockpit--er--"flight deck" and during this daring escapade was planning to ask if a sex change doctor was on board and if so would have hand cuffed him (the doctor) to the smelly person who always sits by me on any airline flight until he got the operation and breast reduction surgery using a purloined credit card but getting a 10% discount for the person from whom he stole the card  thereby making that person wealthy, saving his horse from drowning, keeping his cousin alive and making jock itch a distant memory---
MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS YOUR THEORIES!!

Actually . . .  this makes A LOT MORE sense than the other theories I have heard so far 
HA HA HA ! ! !

 

Thanks Airtac!

NEVER ask a Truck Driver for a Theory.  You are likely to get a load of Horsedump for an answer.  'Nuff said.   

[airtac]

GEE, the poor kid probably had "issues" because his stepdad wanted him to be a football star and what he really wanted was a spot on the cheerleading team with his transvestite cousin who threatened suicide unless "Tommy" joined him on the squad until he found out he looked lousy in a mini-dress and he would have had to wear panties which always made "littletommy and the twins" itch so bad that all he wanted at that point was to get a sex change operation but unfortunately having breasts would have made it hard for his horse to swim whenever they played water polo so he felt conflicted at which point he thought he might have a chance at gaining some notoriety by duct taping the stewardi (1 stewardess--2 stewardi) to the bullet-proof door of the cockpit--er--"flight deck" and during this daring escapade was planning to ask if a sex change doctor was on board and if so would have hand cuffed him (the doctor) to the smelly person who always sits by me on any airline flight until he got the operation and breast reduction surgery using a purloined credit card but getting a 10% discount for the person from whom he stole the card  thereby making that person wealthy, saving his horse from drowning, keeping his cousin alive and making jock itch a distant memory---
MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS YOUR THEORIES!!

Actually . . .  this makes A LOT MORE sense than the other theories I have heard so far 
HA HA HA ! ! !

 

Thanks Airtac!

NEVER ask a Truck Driver for a Theory.  You are likely to get a load of Horsedump for an answer.  'Nuff said.   

HEY! I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!!!!!!

[Oddball]

I think Airtac has been raiding the medicence cabnet at my work again now where did i put that straight jacket  maybe that wannabee hijacker should of tried pop idol over here instead they take any one!!