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Re: "A 1st Time for Everything"..... I guess?!?
« Reply #90 on: January 24, 2008, 03:16:50 AM »
out in the truck!!!   :(

am i in trouble?!  see you in chat?  one minute..??   ::wave::
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Re: "A 1st Time for Everything"..... I guess?!?
« Reply #91 on: January 24, 2008, 03:29:01 AM »
Chat?!?!?!?!?!?   ::wave::
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Re: "A 1st Time for Everything"..... I guess?!?
« Reply #92 on: January 24, 2008, 04:42:26 AM »

I ran out of clean underwear after 3 days ::complaining:  ::sick::


Did you not follow the helicopter pilot flow chart? ? ? ?

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« Reply #93 on: January 24, 2008, 09:13:48 AM »
Heyy, sounds like FUN!   ::bow:: 

Wow, 61 knots over the ground, huh?  Whaddaya tryin' to do here, make me feel good or somethin'?!?!?   ::rofl::   ::rofl::

Sounds like a great trip.  But, since when did you start wearing underwear?!?   ::eek::   ::whistle::

And you were in a position to know?

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Re: "A 1st Time for Everything"..... I guess?!?
« Reply #94 on: January 24, 2008, 03:18:56 PM »
Soccermom, I aint touching that line in public ;)

HAAHA ::rofl:: Gman, that's a GREAT chart |:)\  that I'll use from now on and of course, I also shop for dark undies--(don't show skid marks) ::sick::
Actually, the one thing I did learn while living in a college dorm (yes, I even read a book once) was that if the pile of dirty laundry gets big enough, the resultant weight of dirty clothes on top presses the soil from the underlying layers into the carpet so that items can be extracted from the bottom and worn. ::whistle::

Baradium, this is a "don't ask-don't tell"  ;)  >:D subject..............................................


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« Reply #95 on: January 25, 2008, 04:24:47 AM »
Good heavens, do you really not know what topics get discussed when you're rolling into Day #417 of standby?!?    ::loony::

Sitting on that rotten couch with the mouse body parts in between the cushions, and the wonderful smell of old B.O. mixed with ashes and dirt, stuck in between the mad tanker pilot who has been out in the sun about 2 decades TOO long, the smokejumpers all chomping to go, the CRAZY Air Attack guys (ahem), and of course, the wonderful Helicopter guys, all flashing that damned penis watch they just got off E-Bay?!?     ::rofl::

I've heard it all....   thank heavens it's so damned hilarious, is all I can say......   

Which reminds me of a story....     ::thinking::     ::thinking::     ::rofl:: ::rofl::
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Re: "A 1st Time for Everything"..... I guess?!?
« Reply #96 on: January 25, 2008, 09:58:44 AM »
HMMMM, I can't find the penis watches on Ebay-------maybe you send me the link-----I want the 24 hr format with the reciprocating second hand......... ::wave::
And just exactly what do you mean by "(ahem)"  ???  I was taking a nap when they hung that "boob inspector" sign on me ::sleep::

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Re: "A 1st Time for Everything"..... I guess?!?
« Reply #97 on: January 25, 2008, 03:55:31 PM »
that flow chart sounds like some thing i use when i go out hill walking for a few weeks lol
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« Reply #98 on: January 25, 2008, 04:29:29 PM »
I just can't believe my good luck, finding such perfect friends here in the Coop....  who'da thought I could find buddies who grow green stuff in their fridge, wear "special" watches, bake tequila cookies, and dress according to the Helicopter Pilot's Laundry Flow Chart?!? 

Boy, were they ever wrong at the Women's Prison!!   ::loony:: "You'll never find any friends......"


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« Reply #99 on: January 25, 2008, 10:13:43 PM »
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(yes, I even read a book once)

Uh, did that book have pictures in it???   ::loony:: ::loony:: ::loony::
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« Reply #100 on: January 26, 2008, 12:21:52 AM »
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(yes, I even read a book once)

Uh, did that book have pictures in it???   ::loony:: ::loony:: ::loony::
YES, and they were of Dick and Jane telling Spot to "come Spot Come" ::rofl::

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« Reply #101 on: January 27, 2008, 01:12:49 AM »
The sunset from my window tonight......

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« Reply #102 on: January 27, 2008, 07:35:56 AM »
that reminds me of the picture i took while out on the hill of  a sunrise and a sunset, got one of a sunrise when the early morning fog is just following the river, might be too dark to scan and put on here  ::thinking::
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