Like you've never had FRIED EGGS !!!!---HHMMM--"FRIED EGGS" ---that would make a good title for a CW horror movie ::eek::
Fried eggs don't have chickens in them. They're non fertilized. Good one for the horror though
Maybe your eggs aren't fertilized but I get mine from farmers who let their chickens "have fun" ::) (Picture a poultry singles bar)------ hens with black fishnet hose--- lots of mascara--- beak gloss (chickens don't have lips)---Roosters sidling up to the bar and asking some cute "chick" to breakfast---"should I call you or peck you?" >:D
Title: Re: Red Flapper (May 8th 2007)
Post by: Frank N. O. on May 09, 2007, 03:19:16 PM
Maybe your eggs aren't fertilized but I get mine from farmers who let their chickens "have fun" ::) (Picture a poultry singles bar)------ hens with black fishnet hose--- lots of mascara--- beak gloss (chickens don't have lips)---Roosters sidling up to the bar and asking some cute "chick" to breakfast---"should I call you or peck you?" >:D
Hahahaha, oh man, I should've learned by now to never ever drink while reading posts here unless I want diet orange-soda over everything (I only just barely avoided cleaning duty when I read that post) ::rofl::
Frank
Title: Re: Red Flapper (May 8th 2007)
Post by: Turbomallard on May 09, 2007, 04:00:35 PM
Like you've never had FRIED EGGS !!!!---HHMMM--"FRIED EGGS" ---that would make a good title for a CW horror movie ::eek::
Fried eggs don't have chickens in them. They're non fertilized. Good one for the horror though
Maybe your eggs aren't fertilized but I get mine from farmers who let their chickens "have fun" ::) (Picture a poultry singles bar)------ hens with black fishnet hose--- lots of mascara--- beak gloss (chickens don't have lips)---Roosters sidling up to the bar and asking some cute "chick" to breakfast---"should I call you or peck you?" >:D
Chuck, is that you?
Title: Re: Red Flapper (May 8th 2007)
Post by: FlyboyGil on May 11, 2007, 03:06:49 AM
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Maybe your eggs aren't fertilized but I get mine from farmers who let their chickens "have fun" ::) (Picture a poultry singles bar)------ hens with black fishnet hose--- lots of mascara--- beak gloss (chickens don't have lips)---Roosters sidling up to the bar and asking some cute "chick" to breakfast---"should I call you or peck you?" >:D
All I could think or while reading that was this comic
Title: Re: Red Flapper (May 8th 2007)
Post by: Baradium on May 13, 2007, 05:11:23 AM
I blame the photographer for that one, he's the one that should know better. ;)
Title: Re: Red Flapper (May 8th 2007)
Post by: The Dancing Bear on May 15, 2007, 01:52:17 PM
By Jove,Holmes you've solved the case !!!! FlyboyGil ,I believe you've found out where those eggs went. ::bow::we're not worthy ::bow:: we're not worthy::bow::
Title: Re: Red Flapper (May 8th 2007)
Post by: The Dancing Bear on May 15, 2007, 01:57:16 PM
Baradium, Didn't Chris Ledoux do that song better ??? (I miss Chris,dammit.He was the real article.)
Title: Re: Red Flapper (May 8th 2007)
Post by: tundra_flier on May 15, 2007, 11:10:27 PM
Baradium, Didn't Chris Ledoux do that song better ??? (I miss Chris,dammit.He was the real article.)
"Worn out tape of Chris Ledoux...lonely women and bad boose seem to be the only friends I've left at all...." Yeah, he was one of the originals alright. I love his version of "Little Joe the Wrangler" Grew up only 50 miles from his ranch.
Phil ::cowboy::
Title: Re: Red Flapper (May 8th 2007)
Post by: Baradium on May 17, 2007, 08:24:04 AM
Baradium, Didn't Chris Ledoux do that song better ??? (I miss Chris,dammit.He was the real article.)
Yeah, he did... but at the time the copy I had on hand when I did my quote was Garth. Figure it wouldn't be honest to pretend I was listening through another version...
Myself, I've still never seen a concert of any type...
Title: Re: Red Flapper (May 8th 2007)
Post by: TheSoccerMom on May 21, 2007, 11:41:51 PM
Try Jerry Jeff Walker's.... ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! :D