1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer… Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup..just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off the floor..
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
G-man
“Life may not be the party we hoped for——but while we’re here, we might as well dance ! ! ! “
Title: Re: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Post by: TheSoccerMom on December 29, 2006, 12:37:55 AM
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...........................
And here I thought cooking wasn't for me!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Post by: happylanding on December 31, 2006, 01:25:24 PM
And here I thought cooking wasn't for me!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::) ::) ::)
The good thing is that there are alwaxs recipes......even for the less experienced! :) :)
Title: Re: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Post by: fireflyr on December 31, 2006, 06:17:17 PM
Tried the cookie recipe and wrenched my back when I misread the directions---I thought it said "put the bowl in dishwasher and throw the STOVE out the window" ::drinking:: ::drinking::
Title: Re: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Post by: TugaCougar on January 15, 2008, 07:34:38 PM
Real tasty the Jose Cuervo part.
:D
Have fun
TugaCougar
Title: Re: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Post by: Oddball on January 15, 2008, 09:30:35 PM
hey mary the alchahol is meant for the cookies and not for "sampleing" lol
Title: Re: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Post by: TheSoccerMom on January 15, 2008, 11:00:42 PM
Well, I am sure thankful for this recipe, because now I am up to TWO things I can make.... ;D
I just took a huge platter of kahlua fudge to the jump base, I mean, this thing was about a tenth of an acre in size, and it was half gone in the first 5 minutes.... one guy refused, though, said he had to ride his bike home and he was scared he'd "fall over and get hurt" if he indulged. ::loony::
And I didn't think cooking was fun..... ;)
Title: Re: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Post by: Rooster Cruiser on January 16, 2008, 03:11:49 AM
yanno... the first time I came across this recipe, it was for Jack Daniels cookies. Otherwise it is identical. Hehe. ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking::
Title: Re: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Post by: Oddball on January 16, 2008, 07:07:16 AM
hhhhmmmm jack daniels does sound better easier on my stomach than teqila
Title: Re: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Post by: airtac on January 16, 2008, 12:39:21 PM
Jack Daniels for a bloody Scotsman !!!!!!!!!!!!! ::eek::
I'd rather have Glenfiddich |:)\
Title: Re: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Post by: Oddball on January 16, 2008, 01:58:45 PM
thats the thing i find about glenfiddich the first dram is all right but after that the taste goes ::sick:: but the other whiskeys i drink are too good to use in cookies
Title: Re: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Post by: Fabo on January 17, 2008, 05:38:15 PM
Союз-Виктан all the way boys! ::rofl::
Title: Re: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Post by: Rooster Cruiser on January 17, 2008, 05:57:02 PM
If yer gonna do Tequila Cookies, might as well do it with Don Julio Tequila or Herradura Tequila. Jose Cuervo is not considered the greatest of tequilas, and you'll realize the difference when you try some of the more expensive brands.
