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Title: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Stef on October 26, 2010, 09:02:51 AM
(http://www.chickenwingscomics.com/600px/cw0550.jpg)

Write us which punchline YOU would have chosen for this strip here. As usual, we will arbitrarily pick a winner by deciding which submission we think is the funniest. The price this time is ONE ITEM OF CHOICE from our online shops!

By the way, we have a have a handful of new awesome products in our US Online Shop! (http://www.chickenwingscomics.com/shop-usa/ (http://www.chickenwingscomics.com/shop-usa/)) (many of which will be coming soon in our European shop).

Knock yourselves out!  :)
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Oddball on October 26, 2010, 11:41:27 AM
Here's a few:

"The song is right the ankle bone really is connected to the shin bone"

"Why do I feel like having spare ribs for lunch now?"

"It has been awhile since we had some business around here"
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: cotejy on October 26, 2010, 12:22:33 PM

"Wait a minute, that means Chuck is somewhere without his sunglasses and Spark without his cap. Got to find them."
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Ralph432 on October 26, 2010, 04:26:25 PM
Oh oh! Now they're gonna hit me up for a raise.
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Mike on October 26, 2010, 04:35:15 PM
Good Work, guys! Keep at it!  ::wave:: |:)\

BTW! We forgot some info:

We'll pick a winner the night before Halloween, announce the winner on Halloween and if you get back to us before 3pm on the first, we will send out your prize on the 1st of Nov!


Here is the original version of our strip, before we started changing it 6 times:

(also: I voted for "Oh my! How many lunch breaks have they been working through?" but Stef didn't like it all that much)
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Oddball on October 26, 2010, 04:48:31 PM
"Since when did we start to work with a SKELETON crew?
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: edwarddr1604 on October 26, 2010, 05:07:27 PM
Oh, Darn!  I guess I'm overdue filling the vending machine, once again!
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: edwarddr1604 on October 26, 2010, 05:11:08 PM
I've got a bone to pick with those two clowns!
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: edwarddr1604 on October 26, 2010, 05:13:47 PM
This is what they meant by a little  "ribbing around" ?!?
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: edwarddr1604 on October 26, 2010, 05:22:22 PM
Those guys need to get their act together!!!.. I can see right through their little stunt!!
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: edwarddr1604 on October 26, 2010, 05:28:20 PM
I hope Chuck is ready to  fly those X-Ray technicians to Martha's Vineyard today.
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: edwarddr1604 on October 26, 2010, 05:30:37 PM
OH GREAT!!! ..and the Flight Doctor is coming today!!!
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: 4X-NTY on October 26, 2010, 05:54:09 PM
Is that another "100 hours inspection" joke?
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: edwarddr1604 on October 26, 2010, 06:52:02 PM
Hmmmm.....That means Christmas is just 8 weeks away.
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Oddball on October 26, 2010, 08:28:50 PM
WOW! these glasses really do give me X-ray vision
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: gibbo_335 on October 26, 2010, 10:23:30 PM
WOW!!! I didn't think I was at the Pizzeria THAT long!

OR

Obviously those new duty times DO work these guys to the bone!
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: FlyboyGil on October 27, 2010, 12:35:57 AM
"Oh no! The Kernel (Colonel) strikes again!" ~ as in the KFC guy, I'm just not sure which version of Colonel to use.

"Wow the FAA really goes deep on those inspections!"

"Well at least the Cessna didn't give up the Ghost first."

"How come Chickens have human Skeletons?"

"CURSE YOU IOKLSS..... (that volcano)!"

"When things around here are dead, THEY'RE DEAD!"

"Well, I hope Sally knows how to fix and fly."


Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: cotejy on October 27, 2010, 02:09:02 AM
Quote
"How come Chickens have human Skeletons?"

Good one!
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: mikecharliemike on October 27, 2010, 07:06:48 AM
"hey chuck and julio! have you guys been flying over Alamogordo Bombing Range recently?"
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Jupiter on October 27, 2010, 08:21:05 AM
"This wasn't what I had in mind when I said we'd do a skeleton shift tonight..."
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: cotejy on October 27, 2010, 05:24:08 PM
"Chuck, is that you?"
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Mike on October 27, 2010, 05:46:13 PM
Quote
"How come Chickens have human Skeletons?"

Good one!

I knew we're gonna get this question! Stef and I had bets on it!
 ::rofl:: ::rofl::

keep 'em coming guys!
3 days left !!
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Oddball on October 27, 2010, 05:55:35 PM
Hmmmmm something spooky is going on here

Why is it so hard to draw five fingers per hand?

Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: FlyboyGil on October 27, 2010, 10:00:37 PM
"Hmmm, I knew I shouldn't have had that anchovy, garlic, and onion pizza last night."

"Hmmm, I knew I shouldn't have had that anchovy, garlic, and onion pizza before bed."

"Uhoh, I think we have a poultry-geist."

"I think I've just entered the Twilight Zone."

"Did I miss something? When did Stephen King buy Roost-Air?"

"I go away for a week, and look what happens!"
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Oddball on October 27, 2010, 11:40:56 PM
"I wish Stef would make up his mind we are either ducks,chickens or humans"

"I wonder where Skeletons keep thier keys?"

"Why do I always end up working with ghouls?"
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: FlyboyGil on October 28, 2010, 01:00:07 AM
"For some reason I have The Grateful Dead's 'Touch of Grey', stuck in my head now."

Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: FlyboyGil on October 28, 2010, 01:05:11 AM
Quote
"How come Chickens have human Skeletons?"

Good one!

I knew we're gonna get this question! Stef and I had bets on it!
 ::rofl:: ::rofl::

keep 'em coming guys!
3 days left !!


So who won the bet? I think I'm owed a cut. ;D
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: cotejy on October 28, 2010, 02:54:35 AM
Oh my! Chuck might not pass his medical this time.
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: cotejy on October 28, 2010, 02:55:57 AM
Quote
"How come Chickens have human Skeletons?"

Good one!

I knew we're gonna get this question! Stef and I had bets on it!
 ::rofl:: ::rofl::

keep 'em coming guys!
3 days left !!


So who won the bet? I think I'm owed a cut. ;D

You might also get a bill from the bet looser  ;) ;)
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: gibbo_335 on October 28, 2010, 08:59:44 PM
Uh Oh I know I said to wait in the Hangar until I get back....
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Oddball on October 28, 2010, 09:52:13 PM
I wonder if I can play a tune on those ivories?

how do they get skeletons to stand up?

Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: FlyboyGil on October 30, 2010, 12:27:11 AM
"Wait a minute. I just realized I've been talking to those skeletons for 3 weeks!!"
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Oddball on October 30, 2010, 09:20:36 AM
Those two are doing more work than the real Chuck and Julio, wonder if I can hire them instead?
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: YawningMan on October 30, 2010, 09:15:25 PM
Yikes! It's never a good thing when Julio and Chuck carry on a pleasant conversation for too long!

Okay, so maybe I should have shared my bratwurst for lunch...
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Kelpex on October 31, 2010, 01:54:17 PM
"just what do those boneheads think they're up to now?"

That's the best I could come up with!
Title: AND THE WINNER IS . . . . .
Post by: Mike on October 31, 2010, 04:30:35 PM
AND THE WINNER IS:

FlyboyGil     ::wave:: ::wave::

And here is the line we picked:


"When things around here are dead, THEY'RE DEAD!"


As always though, there were sooooo many good lines and we must have had 5 runner-ups and a really hard time deciding.
So, we will have another contest shortly. We have a bunch of different ideas for contests as well, just very little time to do everything we want to (as always).

Thank you all so much for participating and please make sure to stop by for the next contest!   ::wave:: |:)\ ::wave::
Lots of good ideas and people out there!
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: gibbo_335 on October 31, 2010, 07:01:57 PM
WOO HOO GILLY CONGRATS MATE!!!   ;D ;D ;D ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking::
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Mike on October 31, 2010, 07:30:34 PM
Strippers and beer . . . and a book for Gilly!!!!     ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking::

(the book we can send Monday....)
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Oddball on October 31, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
It was rigged!! it was fixed! he bribed the judges with chicken feed!! just kidding well done Gil  ::wave:: ;) ;D ::drinking::
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Jupiter on October 31, 2010, 08:41:05 PM
congrats gill! have fun with the book!
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: FlyboyGil on October 31, 2010, 09:53:28 PM
Thanks all!!  ;D ;D I'm happy to win, and I am looking forward to the new book! Thanks to Mikey for the contest (and the beer dousing and strippers!!  ;)   ::drinking::) , the forum, and all the awsome chickens!

CHEERS
Gilly  |:)\


P.S. AIRPLANES, HELICOPTERS, FLYING, AND CHICKENWINGS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: gibbo_335 on November 01, 2010, 03:35:00 AM
Thanks all!!  ;D ;D I'm happy to win, and I am looking forward to the new book! Thanks to Mikey for the contest (and the beer dousing and strippers!!  ;)   ::drinking::) , the forum, and all the awsome chickens!

CHEERS
Gilly  |:)\


P.S. AIRPLANES, HELICOPTERS, FLYING, AND CHICKENWINGS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

 ;D  |:)\ |:)\ |:)\ ::bow:: ::wave:: ::angel:: ::type:: ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking::
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: cotejy on November 01, 2010, 04:43:31 AM
yeah! congrad flyboy. Did Mike said "Beer and strippers?...." Tell us how were the strippers he send.
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: FlyboyGil on November 15, 2010, 10:42:19 PM
Got the book today. Mike signed it, although he reminded me it was halloween. He was writing me about looking out for ghosts, when he finished writing with a scream. I haven't heard from our moderator since then.  ;) Good book guys!  ::drinking:: ::drinking::
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: TheSoccerMom on November 15, 2010, 11:06:48 PM
BWAAA HAAAA, now THAT's funny!!

No doubt he got drug off to a dungeon somewhere....    ::eek::

 ::eek::
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Mike on November 16, 2010, 04:36:31 PM
Got the book today. Mike signed it, although he reminded me it was halloween. He was writing me about looking out for ghosts, when he finished writing with a scream. I haven't heard from our moderator since then.  ;) Good book guys!  ::drinking:: ::drinking::

Hehe....thanks for the kudos. I am glad you liked it.

btw: I am fine. Turns out the "ghost" that scared me was just my boss dragging me back to work. It was very scary however (the thought of having to go back to work....)  ::whistle:: ::sick::

 ::drinking:: ::drinking::
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: G-man on November 16, 2010, 04:50:37 PM
btw: I am fine. Turns out the "ghost" that scared me was just my boss dragging me back to work. It was very scary however (the thought of having to go back to work....)  ::whistle:: ::sick::
 ::drinking:: ::drinking::

Had a few  ::drinking::  ::drinking:: adult beverages with our boss here in Missouri last night......
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
Post by: Mike on November 17, 2010, 03:24:37 AM
btw: I am fine. Turns out the "ghost" that scared me was just my boss dragging me back to work. It was very scary however (the thought of having to go back to work....)  ::whistle:: ::sick::
 ::drinking:: ::drinking::

Had a few  ::drinking::  ::drinking:: adult beverages with our boss here in Missouri last night......

oh yeah? was there anything interesting said?   ::thinking::
You gotta call or email me.....

I bet he only had two beverages though, he always does.....
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