Roost Air Lounge => Aviation related topics => Topic started by: G-man on May 06, 2008, 03:32:49 AM
Title: Helicopter pilots go down..
Post by: G-man on May 06, 2008, 03:32:49 AM
Well--really not sure where to put this topic--It is aviation related--it involves a helicopter pilot..so I figured it would go here--till its 86'd.. ::whistle:: ::whistle::
Well--really not sure where to put this topic--It is aviation related--it involves a helicopter pilot..so I figured it would go here--till its 86'd.. ::whistle:: ::whistle::
Way to go G-man! Show the young viewers of this forum the ugly side of life!! ::loony:: ::complaining: ::banghead::
... AND give the stuck wing guys another reason to make fun of chopper jokeys !! (not that they need anymore...)
::sulk:: ::sulk:: ::sulk:: ::sulk:: ::sulk::
but really, I am glad he got busted. Cause if I can't do drugs why should he be able to.... ;D ;)
Yeah, I knew I would get hassle for this one.. I'm glad he got busted too.. BUT.. gotta give him a "way to go asshole" for his defence ::whistle:: ::whistle::
Reminds me of this :
Chuck..The helicopter Pilot
Chuck, a brave helicopter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Sally, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Sally leans over to Chuck and says:
"Chuck, kiss me."
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Sally's lips. "What are you doing, Chuck?" says the startled Sally.
"I am Chuck the helicopter pilot. When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Sally says, "Chuck, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest.
"Chuck, what are you doing?" asks the bewildered Sally.
"I am Chuck the helicopter pilot, and when I have white meat, I like to have white wine."
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Sally leans close to his ear and whispers,
"Chuck, kiss me lower."
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights the Cognac on fire. Sally shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Sally throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "CHUCK, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU DOING?!"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says,
"I am Chuck the helicopter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames". ::whistle:: ::whistle::
All you "young'uns" can feel free to ask Soccermom to splain this joke to Y'all. I asked her--she's good with it.. ::drinking::
Title: Re: Helicopter pilots go down..
Post by: TheSoccerMom on May 06, 2008, 04:28:36 AM
Holee Cow, when it rains it pours............ ::eek::
I for one have NO idea what you are talking about here............ ::angel::
They never told me nothin' 'bout that down in the neighborhood!!!!!!! ::unbelieveable::
(Though if you could give me a lat-long of those flames along the Seine, I'll go crank up the Minivan............ ::whistle:: )
:D
Title: Re: Helicopter pilots go down..
Post by: airtac on May 06, 2008, 04:38:29 AM
I am ever so glad that Chuck is a clean-cut lad and way above this sort of tawdry behavior---MY-MY-MY----how does one explain this to his mama???????????????
Title: Re: Helicopter pilots go down..
Post by: Mike on May 06, 2008, 05:09:01 AM
uh . . . just to point out the obvious (before anybody else does)
A chickens beak is NOT red meat . . . the joke is flawed! ::whistle::
still funny though . . . ;D
Title: Re: Helicopter pilots go down..
Post by: G-man on May 06, 2008, 05:13:36 AM
and have you noticed how she managed to stay in perfect shape over the last 6 years?
Ahh yes--Now here is a leading question--a certain "attribute" (http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/helokat/portrait-sally.gif) of Sally, matches a certain "attribute" (http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/helokat/portrait-sally.gif) of Deanna---Are they the same?? ::whistle:: ::whistle::
Title: Re: Helicopter pilots go down..
Post by: airtac on May 06, 2008, 05:49:57 PM
I swear Gman, you have a one track mind >:D---I want you to write "I am a naughty man" 100 times ::type::
And then find us "clean" aviation story.....................................................
Title: Re: Helicopter pilots go down..
Post by: Oddball on May 06, 2008, 08:32:15 PM
is there such a thing as a "clean" aviation story though? thats what you have to ask yourself
Title: Re: Helicopter pilots go down..
Post by: Mike on May 06, 2008, 10:11:53 PM
and have you noticed how she managed to stay in perfect shape over the last 6 years?
Ahh yes--Now here is a leading question--a certain "attribute" (http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/helokat/portrait-sally.gif) of Sally, matches a certain "attribute" (http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/helokat/portrait-sally.gif) of Deanna---Are they the same?? ::whistle:: ::whistle::
heh heh, no!
They look alike when you only show certain attributes, but Sally has been in aviation (so to speak) way before Deanna started.
She is actually the combination of three flight desk girls that used to work for Sun Air way back when the flight school still existed... :)
Title: Re: Helicopter pilots go down..
Post by: AirScorp on May 06, 2008, 11:58:18 PM
Title: Re: Helicopter pilots go down..
Post by: Rooster Cruiser on May 07, 2008, 12:28:56 AM
Hey! Whoah! Wait a second!
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In December 2006, The Post reported that Goldin, who routinely patrolled sensitive locations from the skies after 9/11, was suspended when a hair-sample drug test came back positive.
WTF is the NYPD doing requiring Hair-sample drug tests? I have no problem peeing in a bottle and making my "Contribution to Science" as I put it, but doggone it I draw the line if somebody is gonna ask for a lock of my frigging hair! It is thinning pretty quickly right now and there is no way I would ever allow somebody to snip a sample of it for ANY reason other than a haircut! ::complaining:
Methinks I'd have refused the hair sample, then gone to the ACLU for a lawsuit after being discharged for refusing to submit a hair sample. This guy wasn't too bright by claiming his GF was the source. I remember a case I heard about when I was in the US Navy (many years ago) where a female LtJG tested positive for cocaine, but was absolved because her boyfriend testified that he was a cocaine user and she loved to <censored> and swallow the "gift" she received. ::eek:: She also had a doctor give testimony saying that that could be the source of her testing positive. No way for a guy to claim that, though.
Why didn't he refuse the hair sample and submit to a piss test? <shaking head>
Title: Re: Helicopter pilots go down..
Post by: Oddball on May 07, 2008, 12:31:33 AM
maybe he was on some thing else that would show up in a piss test ::thinking::
Title: Re: Helicopter pilots go down..
Post by: Rooster Cruiser on May 07, 2008, 12:35:04 AM
