You have to admit, that the idea of Chuck’s “Mistletrap” invention is rather ingenious. Although, if he really goes ahead with this plan, I guess he’d either bump into walls and doors all the time, or poke out the eye of someone significantly larger than himself before even reaching the bar.
I wonder who came up with the “kissing is allowed under the mistletoe” idea in the first place. A mistletoe-salesman, probably. But then, we’ll probably never know, as one of the definitions of “tradition” is that nobody remembers how it started.
Anyway, if you choose to copy Chuck’s idea, please remember: No means no, even under mistletoe!