Great quotes
I like how Hans continuously tries to come up with clever ways to keep his employees motivated. I guess if you are cheap, you need to try to be clever. I am not all that sure he is succeeding this time. Of course none of us in the real aviation world have ever dealt with operators that are cheap (*cough cough*) and know that this strip is completely invented.
But let’s do something new here! Post your favorite “motivational” quotes underneath the strip! Let’s see what motivates you!
I’m retired. Just keeping on breathing is all the motivation I need (although the occasional glass of wine or bowl of ice cream doesn’t hurt). 🙂
CD
Remember: you are special and unique. Just like everyone else.
If it’s stupid but works then it’s not stupid
“Work smart, not hard”
Hard work pays off in future, layziness pays off now.
heh, motivation.
Me, today at work ” [expletive deleted] they’re just going to have to [expletive deleted] wait! [string of muttered expletives deleted]”
I’m getting well beyond caring because I’ve stopped what I’m doing to stop what I’m doing to try to do something that I’ll be stopped from doing so I can take care of an emergency that 3 weeks later I will get asked “Where is [x] that we asked for?” or, “Hey, that was actually the wrong thing, can you quick make [y] and get it up north before noon?” (this at 10:30 with a 2 hour prep time minimum, to even start making [y] and only if [Y] is not frozen)
okay, I’m calming down
sorry
If at first you don’t succeed . . .
. . . skydiving is not for you.
😉
By the way, I’ve scheduled your checkride for next Tuesday.
I don’t know if it’s motivational, but my personal motto is “Going where Angels fear to tread…”
P.S. Re: Hans’ “frugality”: “Curse this biological addiction I have to shelter and nutritional sustenance!”
“I’d rather be ‘chicken’ than have to be good.”
– Aviation Proverb