Drug test

So there I was, at the aviation doctor getting my medical and going through the motions. He had this little rickety table in the bathroom where you would leave your “sample” after you’re done. Aparently there were pilots before me and the nurse hadn’t gotten around to check the samples yet because the table was almost full.
So naturally I started wondering what would happen if the next guy ran into this little table and I also made sure I was careful placing my sample and with closing the door behind me. Of course the only pilot I could think of who would storm into the bathroom knocking over the delapidated table because he had too much coffee in the morning was Chuck….. 😉

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4 comments on “Drug test
  1. Jared says:

    Would you trust a drug test where there were other samples left in the bathroom?

  2. mike says:

    Well, I really don’t care how they handle my pee after I am done with it. The yearly drug test that comes with the Physical isn’t a good indication anyways. Makes as much sense as the TSA screening. The randoms are done way more careful. On one of them I had tot ake my flightsuit off because they said it had too many pockets……

  3. Glenn Burt says:

    At least in the USA and FAA international exams that is not a drug test, it is only looking for protein and glucose which can be signs of kidney problems and diabetes. We do not test for any drugs. Just as well, all the designer drugs are in visible to our tests!
    Yes, I am an AME. But I am still a nice guy and fly planes!! Really!

  4. Kopets says:

    Did Chuck just cover his friends who had consumed a funny thingy and now had bad sample? And Chuck “accidentally” spilled them, so the drug test has been postponed? Good job, Chucky 😉

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