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Offline SkyKing

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #75 on: May 24, 2006, 01:58:18 AM »
High on the list of things I really really really don't want to hear on a long overwater is a cowbell.


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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #76 on: May 30, 2006, 09:54:14 PM »
Umm, there was this one thing....
I was taking my first jumps....aaand the instructor scared us:
Ok, if your main schute doesn't open - do not fret! Use your secondary!
If your secondary doesn't open - be thankful that your worries are about to end in a matter seconds

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #77 on: May 30, 2006, 10:00:20 PM »

If your secondary doesn't open - be thankful that your worries are about to end in a matter seconds


ah ah! at least he wasn't telling any lie!
I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #78 on: June 06, 2006, 05:24:50 PM »
HAHAHA ;D   Good story
I think most of us have been in that situation but your response surely got the towers attention!!!!

Gosh, it was not the only time, actually......Ever tried to talk to the tower on eme frequency?!?!?!?!? It was one of the other time I wanted to disappear!!!
I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #79 on: June 06, 2006, 08:07:47 PM »
Ever notice how the engine chooses to run rough only over large bodies of water?
...that's why I avoid them! ......not the rough running engines ;D ;D
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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #80 on: August 07, 2006, 05:11:16 PM »
.... from the backseat...

"I think I'm going to be sick..."

That's the worst. 

There is worst: "I'm gonna be sick". :P

Happend to me once. We were on a quite bumpy ride and my "friend", from the right seat said "I'm gonna be sick". I looked for the bags usually on the back of passenger seat. Nothing. In his panic, he open the window, got his head out and ...

Trust me, those bags are now part of my preflight check list and I never go flying without them.

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #81 on: August 08, 2006, 01:21:24 AM »
Be sure to check the size of the bag---Borrowed a friends airplane a couple of weeks ago and noted ziplock bags (wife has delicate stomach) behind seat.   An hour into the trip we encountered some light turbulence and wifey was getting green so I reached back for a bag and came up with a handfull of SANDWICH size bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
Ever tried to get person to puke in measured amounts???? She filled a bag and dropped it on my lap (unsealed, of course while trying to get an empty one)  Had half digested bacon, eggs, mimosa, and God knows what else all over me and my (former) friend's airplane----Kind of takes away from the ambiance at lunch when you smell like vomit!  Spent a bit of time with a wet vacuum and a hose after we got back. :-\
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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #82 on: September 04, 2006, 05:12:58 PM »
During my flight training I made my night Cross-Country from Kenai (ENA) to Anchorage International (ANC) before going on to Merril Field (MRI) to shoot some touch and go's.  Bear in mind that ANC is one of the busiest "C" airports there are.  It's got it's own section in the FAR's due to all the fields, two military bases and the fact that Anchorage is right on the water up against some mountains :P  I'm a student pilot with my instructor on our second night flight, and we are in a C-152.  As to the best of my recollection the clearance I got from the tower was:

"Seven Victor Whiskey you are cleared to land on Two-Five Left.  Traffic to your right is a Cessna landing concurrently on Two-Five Right, Caution wake turbulence, departing Seven Fifty Seven.  The two F-Fifteens will not be a factor."

I DID see the F-15s...four little dots of the afterburners a couple miles ahed....not something I was gonna overtake :P  Still and all I made one of me most precise landings ever thanks to the centerline lights...a little TOO precise actually, when the nose wheel came down and started jumping up and down on the lights it scared the daylights out of me!  The instructor laughed like heck while I tried to pull the seat cushion out....
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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #83 on: September 04, 2006, 11:34:19 PM »
Spoilers and speed brakes are designed for airplanes that go very fast and don't like to slow down.  They wouldn't do any good on a 152, because they don't fly fast enough to be effective.  They'd just cause a stall a lot sooner.  You usually don't have to worry about shock-cooling an engine unless it's turbo-charged (i.e. fast planes) or if it's -20 deg. F (like it is today.  Brr.).

Knew a guy with spoilers on a C182 (there's an STC for that).  He said he could get a killer descent rate with them with some power in and without screaming on the a.c.   They'll help you slow down because you can pitch up further on the descent if you came in hot.   These spoilers were only on the inboard edge of the wing and you'd still have flight control to normal control through normal stall speed (especially with stall fences etc).


Re on topic:   

Center:   Frontier 570, say current heading

Us:  Frontier 570 currently flying heading of 250

Center:  Frontier 570 give me a RIGHT turn to 240, vectors to intercept the localizer for 14 after you make the loop.

<a few minutes later>

Us:  Anchorage Approach, Frontier 570, with you on the localizer runway 14.

Approach:  Frontier 570, turn right heading 250, will be vectors to reintercept the localizer...



Anchorage was just chocked full of aircraft and freaking out... never flown in so many circles without holding before as they tried to adjust spacing...
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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #84 on: September 07, 2006, 07:44:34 PM »
This are some of the ones I got from my instructor when I was a student:

-- Nope, thatīs not the PAPI (He was kidding, but really scared me out)
-- OK! Let me handle this...
-- Thatīs what happens when you donīt make a coordinated turn
-- Donīt you EVER do that again!


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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #85 on: September 07, 2006, 07:49:46 PM »
Jlmastretta, so, what about the person sitting at your right, when you already have your license, that screams "MY CONTROOOOOOOOOL!!!"!  :D :D :D ::)
I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #86 on: September 07, 2006, 10:10:31 PM »
During a very very busy fall day during my flight training I was holding short of Ski 19 (which is in line with 19L NOT parallel) in Citabria 567.  Cessna 567 was hold short of 19L.  I heard "Citabria 567 - cleared for take-off, expedite"    as I started to advance the throttle a cub crossed my nose and touched down!  I keyed the mic and said "Tower, confrim take-off Citabria 567".  The tower had been making all sorts of mistakes, so the next transmission was a different voice that said "All aircraft, use full call sign, hold current position, we'll get you sorted out in a minute".   ???  :o

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #87 on: September 07, 2006, 10:16:34 PM »
During a very very busy fall day during my flight training I was holding short of Ski 19 (which is in line with 19L NOT parallel) in Citabria 567.  Cessna 567 was hold short of 19L.  I heard "Citabria 567 - cleared for take-off, expedite"    as I started to advance the throttle a cub crossed my nose and touched down!  I keyed the mic and said "Tower, confrim take-off Citabria 567".  The tower had been making all sorts of mistakes, so the next transmission was a different voice that said "All aircraft, use full call sign, hold current position, we'll get you sorted out in a minute".   ???  :o

Phil
Oh dear, that's really qualified for this thread indeed, almost with a scholarship too! I take it that no accidents happend, hopefully.

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #88 on: September 08, 2006, 05:23:28 AM »
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Oh dear, that's really qualified for this thread indeed, almost with a scholarship too! I take it that no accidents happend, hopefully.

Frank

No accidents that I heard of.  But I have to wonder what some of the guys in air did when told to "hold current position".  What if you're on short final? 

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #89 on: September 08, 2006, 05:58:26 AM »
During a very very busy fall day during my flight training I was holding short of Ski 19 (which is in line with 19L NOT parallel) in Citabria 567.  Cessna 567 was hold short of 19L.  I heard "Citabria 567 - cleared for take-off, expedite"    as I started to advance the throttle a cub crossed my nose and touched down!  I keyed the mic and said "Tower, confrim take-off Citabria 567".  The tower had been making all sorts of mistakes, so the next transmission was a different voice that said "All aircraft, use full call sign, hold current position, we'll get you sorted out in a minute".   ???  :o

Phil

The Feds use Fairbanks for ATC training.  Most of the controllers are full time etc etc, but occasionally you'll hear a controller talking in the meek "student pilot" type voice.  That's when youi know it's a student and you can start having fun with them... ;)   J/K, it means pay attention and if something sounds off then clarify.    Controllers have to gain experience just like pilots do.  When they are training there is an instructor sitting there with a finger on the mike to correct anything that doesn't sound right.  However, sometimes it takes a second or two or they miss something as welll.  Don't hesitate to ask if something doesn't seem right.
"Well I know what's right, I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin' me around
But I stand my ground, and I won't back down"
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