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Re: HOAX :D
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2007, 09:56:50 PM »
Get him off-script.

One... get a scan of his passport (trust me, if he does it, it'll be hilarious) along with a 'security photo' of him in a setting of your choice. Be imaginative, and look at some of the 'security photos' posted at thescambaiter. The photo can't be just a stock photo... make sure he holds up a sign, and something else that can't easily be faked... maybe a couple of nice roses.
Let him know that you are NOT willing to release your personal information until you have been assured of his 'honesty' and willingness to work with a business partner honorably, and the photos are a nice first step in a 'hopefully' long and prosperous relationship.
Pile it on deep.

Once he has to do stuff for you, he'll have to go off-script, and you'll learn how well he really understands/types English. It usually falls apart once he's left his neat little script.
That also works for foreign telemarketers and help centers...

Dangle a carrot for him, though. If you can keep him believing payday is close, you can string him along for quite a while. theFailure at scambaiter has played some of these guys for years,
accumulating a whole slew of highly entertaining (and more than a few NSFW) photos, and has put some of these scammers through absolute hell in the process... and all he had to do was keep the carrot just out of reach.
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« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2007, 10:01:41 PM »
Get him off-script.

One... get a scan of his passport (trust me, if he does it, it'll be hilarious) along with a 'security photo' of him in a setting of your choice. Be imaginative, and look at some of the 'security photos' posted at thescambaiter. The photo can't be just a stock photo... make sure he holds up a sign, and something else that can't easily be faked... maybe a couple of nice roses.
Let him know that you are NOT willing to release your personal information until you have been assured of his 'honesty' and willingness to work with a business partner honorably, and the photos are a nice first step in a 'hopefully' long and prosperous relationship.
Pile it on deep.

Once he has to do stuff for you, he'll have to go off-script, and you'll learn how well he really understands/types English. It usually falls apart once he's left his neat little script.
That also works for foreign telemarketers and help centers...

Dangle a carrot for him, though. If you can keep him believing payday is close, you can string him along for quite a while. theFailure at scambaiter has played some of these guys for years,
accumulating a whole slew of highly entertaining (and more than a few NSFW) photos, and has put some of these scammers through absolute hell in the process... and all he had to do was keep the carrot just out of reach.


Awsome ideas!! I'm gonna end things for this soon, but I may foward all the emails to that Scambaiter and see if they want to pick up the tabs!! This is too funny. ;D ;D
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« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2007, 10:22:49 PM »
Here's My reply with my "application" :D :D

Dear George.
I tried sending this via the 2 email address' you gave me for the bank, but all I get in return is "failed delivery notice". I'm sending you a copy of the application. I'm also including my banking information which finally came through. This is for the company, so the money will be put into it's account. This will make it easier for your company to help with the deposit as our banks have quite the security system (old Soviet ideals).

My phone is down, as is most of the countries phones, so I will establish voice communications with you as soon as I can. My internet is being routed to my computer via ex Soviet Spy sattelites. I am on my computer most of the day monitoring the companie's output. If these do not work, please quickly email me, and I will get in touch with my broker to see what is going on. This sort of delay happens all to often, but rest assured it is only a very temporary problem.

ATTN: MR. DANIEL EBO
THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DIVISION
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO
PHONE : (00226) 78 01 47 27
FAX :(00226)50-42-00-31
EMAIL:  a_d_b@cbgb.net
EMAIL:  mail2adb@mail2bank.com
 
Dear Sir,
APPLICATION AS NEXT OF KIN TO ACCOUNT HOLDER N0 :$ 746-947382. ROUTING N0: 9372820
 
 I, Mr/Mrs. your name.Gotlieb Allister Plotz of Raydon, Saskatchewan humbly apply to your bank as next of kin to your deceased customer, Mr. Jin Sun of
Peoples republic of china   a Chinese nationality ,holder of Account no:$746-947382, Routing no:9372820 ,who died on July 30th 2000 in a Ghastly motor accident.
I humbly apply and put claim over his balance with the bank, which is valued at $ 5,700,000.00 (FIVE  MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED  THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLARS ONLY) , left in his account still unclaimed, Until  his sudden death , we have been business associates in exportation and importing goods. The funds were transferred into his account through ( BOB) BANK of BURKINA, Bobo- Diolasso, Burkina-Faso. Payment for supplied hospital equipments- building Materials.
 
I wish to be intimated on the processes involved in having this fund transferred to my bank account as stated below:
 
Account Name: Big2Willies
Bank Name: Discovery Bank of the people's Republic of Saskatchewan
Bank address:  60198 Humpherdink Drive, Unit 12, sub block A, Raydon Saskatchewan 95-DUDE-5A5
Fax N0:.......................................... 90-1-800-345-2341
Swift N0: ....................................... 302346723
Account N0:...................................... 1023
My private phone no:.............................90-1-800-352- 7544
My private mail address:.....................  gotlieb_plotz@saskanet.sa
My private fax no:............................... 91-1-800-454-7645
Occupation....................................... C.E.O. Saskatchewan Manure Inc.
Age................................................. 45

Password:.....................................HAIRYNIPPLES
Deposit N0:...................................591
Social Insurance N0:.............3509-TURD-LICK-1256
Final Command..............................ENABLE
 
Wishing my application will be given an urgent attention, as I wish the balance be released, and transferred into my account .
Accept my apology for the late application, it was due to some logistic problems, which has been just settled.
 
Thanking you for your anticipated co-operation .
 
Yours Sincerely
Gotlieb Allister Plotz IV
C.E.O. Saskatchewan Manure Inc.
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Re: HOAX :D
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2007, 11:23:34 PM »
Man Gil!!!!! I'm on the floor laughing... Too bad for those automated responses they send you..
I'll drink one for Canada too  ::drinking::
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« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2007, 02:58:15 AM »
Man Gil!!!!! I'm on the floor laughing... Too bad for those automated responses they send you..
I'll drink one for Canada too  ::drinking::

AWSOME!! ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2007, 02:50:43 PM »
Here's his latest response. Well I've had my fill, so I'm going to end it. Too bad too. He seemed like such a nice guy ::sick:: ::sick:: ::sick:: If anyone else wants to pick up the tab after this lemme know. I've said some outright dumb things and for some reason it hasn't clicked. Like Airscorp said the responses must all be automatic :( 

Dear Partner, Gotlieb Allister Plotz IV
C.E.O. Saskatchewan Manure Inc.
 
 Thanks for your email,
 
 
You have to try and send application  with your yahoo Id because they support most of the mails Id.
 
 You can send the application to the Bank email ID detailed bellow;
 
mgt@zcp.bf
a_d_b@cbgb.net
mail2adb@mail2bank.com
 
 
Once you send the application to the Bank please let me know so that will follow it up from here.
Meanwhile don’t expose this transaction to your broker because I’m still working with this Bank, I don’t want to lose my job for now until you confirm the fund to your Bank account.
 
Can you please tell me more about your country?
 
I wait to hear from you soonest,
 
Regards,
 
George Desmond
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« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2007, 04:08:23 PM »
IIRC, they have scripts which match the scam story they're using on their target (the guys in Nigeria use the term 'mugu' for their victims. I think the term means 'gullible person' or the like), and the big trick is to get them out of the script by dangling a lucrative carrot just out of reach.
If you'd like, and you want to make him work a little harder, send an email from another anonymous account, using a sort of pidgin like:
U NO MESS WIT MY MUGU!

They'll think another scammer is working you, and you can hint from the original contact account that there is another proposition in the works.
That may drive him nuts.

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« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2007, 04:22:09 PM »
IIRC, they have scripts which match the scam story they're using on their target (the guys in Nigeria use the term 'mugu' for their victims. I think the term means 'gullible person' or the like), and the big trick is to get them out of the script by dangling a lucrative carrot just out of reach.
If you'd like, and you want to make him work a little harder, send an email from another anonymous account, using a sort of pidgin like:
U NO MESS WIT MY MUGU!

They'll think another scammer is working you, and you can hint from the original contact account that there is another proposition in the works.
That may drive him nuts.


Awsome Idea, but I am giving up on this guy. You however have some awsome ideas. Im going to post my final response to the guy. You should pick up on them. You could probably send this guy down!! :D :D :D
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« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2007, 04:32:42 PM »
Well I've decided to break up with George  :( :(  Here is my last message to him. I end it on a bit of paranoia for him.   ;D  ;D  ;D

George I only have a little time. The Emperor of Saskatchewan Mr Chef Boyardee has made an order to impeach Saskatchewan Manure. They found out that we were getting manure from the rare albino moose. The moose is protected under the legslation of the Porcelain Bowl branch of the goverment.  The Government Police the KGB, and local police the SS have done some investigating into my activities. The local SS Captain Highliner is having his troops keep an eye out for me. I have been able to slip out, but there is a reward of 250000 Nazi's (approximatley 125 000 US dollars) for my capture.

George did you inform them? I hope not, but I must explore all avenues. They did mention your name to me.

My company has been seized and I am  pennyless. They have taken over all my assets, and soon they will take my computer away. The only writing I will be able to do will be on tree bark with wild berry juice. I am going to head to our neighbouring country of Pianostand, to meet up with some friends. The trip will be a dangerous one as I have to cross the Hugeknockers Mountain chain to get there. The mountains are full of thieves, murderers, evil clowns, and Jehovah's Witnessess'. Not only that but there are wild Leprauchauns and Midgets as well. Those midgets bite HARD!!! The Wild Wingabee's we got the droppings from would also like to sink their teeth into me
Unfortunately the Pianostandese don't like Saskatchewaner's that much. I will have to be careful until I reach my friends safehaven. It is on the ocean, so keep an eye out as I will send some bark across the ocean to reach you. The bark will have instructions on them on how to proceed next. Also keep an eye out for smoke signals that I send you. If I can obtain one, I will send a flying Mastadon with instructions for you.
I must warn you about immigrating to Saskatchewan. There are ruthless bands of kidnappers who take children in the night and force them to work on PBS shows like Barney and Friends.

I hope this will all be cleared up soon. If you don't hear from me, then I bid you farewell. It would've been a glorious partnership. My partners will quickly establish an account for me in Pianostand to help me out.  But until I get there, I have no money.
Gotleib
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« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2007, 05:42:32 PM »
And Georges Reply: 

Dear Partner,
 
Thanks for your email,
 
I 'm very sorry about your situation once you get to where you are going please let me know.
 
Regards,
 
George Desmond



Goodbye George. ::wave:: ::wave:: ::wave:: I'll miss you!!   :( :( :( :(
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« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2007, 06:07:24 PM »
Poor George...

I'd be tempted to contact him as the executor of your recently seized estate, but I really don't have the time and energy to put into a satisfying bait right now.
It can be a great pastime, though.

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« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2007, 06:09:35 PM »
What do we drink???? Lemme see... Mostly Heinekens and Amstels but some Guinesses/McFarlands/Stellas/Buds too, wine is a favorite too.

And yea, nothing beats a summer afternoon near the beach, your table right next to where the little waves foam, you in the cool shade while the rest of the world burns from the sun around you, feeling the slight breeze from the ocean, eating all kinds of fried fish, shrimps, squid and octapus and finally, drinking lots and lots and lots of OUZO!!!!!!!
Stef knows what I mean don't you Stef?


Man I just wish I had a little plane with floats along every time I did that.. That would be heaven.. No ouzo then of course but *sigh*
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« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2007, 11:45:40 PM »
HA HA HA HA HA LOL!!!!!! this whole thing was GREAT MATES!!!!  Gil, you are certifiable mate... ::rofl::  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
YEWWWwwwwwwwww

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« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2007, 02:31:23 AM »
HA HA HA HA HA LOL!!!!!! this whole thing was GREAT MATES!!!!  Gil, you are certifiable mate... ::rofl::  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Aw shucks Gibby, you're just sayin' that. ;D ;D
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« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2007, 08:28:39 PM »
All right I lied, I had to send one more to Dear ol' George.

Why George? Why did you do it? I was caught by the KGB. They told me that you told them where to get me. How could you? Is it because of the 250 000 Nazi's that was offered for my capture? I thought we were partners.
Do you have any idea what they are going to do to me? They are going to force me to listen to Celine Dion Music continuously non stop, while watching Rap Music video's.Then they are going to tear out my balls, and tear out my eyeballs and switch them. Now all I will see is my crotch, and when I cry...


Oh no here they come. I dont know if they'll let me back on again. Why George? WHHHYYY



I may even sign up with another Email address pretending to be the police offerring him the reward, but only if he gives me his bank account number. Hmmm  ::thinking:: ::thinking:: ::thinking::  Think it'll work?
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