Motivation, beer bashing, and strip clubbing

[airtac]

Captain Mike,
Are your advertisers able to tell when we click on their sites  and if so, does that increase your chances of gaining more revenue from them (the advertisers)  and IF SO (again) should we (the forum nerds ) be clicking on them more and IF SO (yes again) will you promise to throw a FREE CW bash  for your semi-loyal (but more highly motivated) fans? 

[Turbomallard]

Excellent idea... and Oshkosh is the best place.... 

TM

[The Dancing Bear]

Party on guys !! I can't get there, so somebody will have to "throw their frail young (?) body into the fray" to make up the difference. Remember why you have two hands, one is to hold the Grouse & Thistle,and the other is for uh, I can't remember what the other one does get used for come to think of it !  Now I remember, it's to hold the decanter firmly on the table. As my granddad used to tell me ,"Sonny sometimes it develops legs,turns invisible, and walks away from ya, so keep a hold of it so it can't get away."

[gibbo_335]

  MMMMMMMMM this thread has suspisiously familiar under-tone to it    I can't quite put my finger on it though 

[Rooster Cruiser]

Excuse me for being dense, but where does the strip-clubbing fit into this thread?  Not that I'm against it, heck no!  In fact I used to be a DJ at a strip club years ago.  I loved the fact that the strippers tipped me!  Hehe.   

[FlyboyGil]

Excuse me for being dense, but where does the strip-clubbing fit into this thread?  Not that I'm against it, heck no!  In fact I used to be a DJ at a strip club years ago.  I loved the fact that the strippers tipped me!  Hehe.   

Uh oh looks like we have to give Rooster The Chicken Wings Talk.

It's our form of congratulations on any accomplishment or just an excuse to go out and see strippers.
You see when one of us does something totally awsome, first solo, getting license, answers a trivia question, we then all agree to get doused with beer, and go to a strip club.  It all started with Gibby's first solo flight. He never had the bucket of water, and as it turned out neither have most people here. So as a result, we agreed on the beer dousing and then going to Strip club. It then it expanded from there.

Hope this clears it up. Unless you've already been doused with beer, and can't see clearly.
 

[Rooster Cruiser]

Ok Gil, thanks for clearing this up for me!   

Any excuse for a beer bash is good for me.  Add strippers, and you have the making of one very expensive (and fun!) night for us guys.

[Mike]

Sorry, I was absent for a while. We didn't have internet at the helibase in Vernal.

Although I am a big fan of the idea of beer dousing and strip clubbing as you all know, this MUST NOT be the way to go about it.
It's actually a serious offence and if google catches us telling you guys to do such a thing, we would get kicked out of all kinds of search engines which won't be good at all. Fact is we DO get some fraction of a cent or something for clicking on the advertising links.

So, let's think of another way. Maybe some "poor pilot fund" or something. . . .
or, hey!
We could start a non-profit business! Since all the profit will go into beer and strippers and we won't take cash out. . . . it might just work! 

[The Dancing Bear]

Yeah, a company devoted to assisting that most miserable of all creatures on this earth.......(A  financially embarrassed member of the flying fraternity,er brotherhood,ah, community,aw, dang blast it aviation related individual.) in the search to assist the members of the "entertainment industry" in perfecting their take-off proceedures.

I believe monies should be raised ,and research initiated . A working group needs to be formed immediately upon arrival at an appropriate laboratory environment. Appropriate methods & techniques need to be developed to assure satisfactory & uniform results from their  experiments.

Now who should we put on the board of directors........? CHUCK will be president for life naturally !!! Volunteers ..........    

[The Dancing Bear]

I almost forgot ,they work on a "runway" too   

[airtac]

Yeah, a company devoted to assisting that most miserable of all creatures on this earth.......(A  financially embarrassed member of the flying fraternity,er brotherhood,ah, community,aw, dang blast it aviation related individual.) in the search to assist the members of the "entertainment industry" in perfecting their take-off proceedures.

I believe monies should be raised ,and research initiated . A working group needs to be formed immediately upon arrival at an appropriate laboratory environment. Appropriate methods & techniques need to be developed to assure satisfactory & uniform results from their  experiments.

Now who should we put on the board of directors........? CHUCK will be president for life naturally !!! Volunteers ..........    

YEAH-----What he said---"poor pilots relief fund" should do the "trick", pun intended