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Offline Turbomallard

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2006, 12:44:15 AM »
Hello flight service... I'd like to ammend my destination... and close my flight plan while I'm at it...
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Offline Turbomallard

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2006, 03:43:40 AM »
"Well look, Mr. Chief Pilot... if removing the tarp from the windshield before takeoff was so damned important in order to be able to see where I was going, how come it wasn't on the bloody checklist?!?!"
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Offline Turbomallard

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2006, 03:47:00 AM »
"Hey there boss! Do you want the good news or the bad news first? Okay... the good news is the new view limiting device we thought up definetely blocks the student's view better than the foggles we've been using...."
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Offline Turbomallard

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2006, 03:50:07 AM »
"Yeah, I know... just what are the odds that'd I'd happen to hit a big empty trash bag on short final and have it stick to the windshield...?"
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Offline Roland

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2006, 08:10:57 AM »
Well, I haven’t looked to the other side jet, but from this side it doesn’t look so bad. Just a little dent on the prop. With a little hammering here and there she will be all right in no time.
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Offline Stef

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2006, 10:47:06 AM »
Darn this low-budget inflight phone service! Well, at least I don't need a credit card...
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Offline Aviation Freak

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2006, 01:09:34 PM »
"Erm, Chief.  Would this be considered a parking vilolation..."

"Hi, I would like to have a truck come pick my plane up."

am I allowed to post 2 different things in one post? ???
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Offline Ted_Stryker

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2006, 01:34:09 PM »
"Well, Mr. FAA Tower man, if you don't like the way I taxi, STAY OFF THE RAMPWAY!  I don't tell  you how to control air traffic!  Sheesh!!"
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Offline Mike

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2006, 05:29:53 PM »
Quote from: Aviation Freak on August 01, 2006, 01:09:34 PM

am I allowed to post 2 different things in one post? ???


Yeah dude, go ahead !!
The more, the better !!  ;D
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Offline FlyingBlind

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2006, 10:04:36 PM »
,,Honey, i think i'll be late for supper''
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fireflyr

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2006, 12:16:53 AM »
Some guy named Chuck left a note, said something about coming right back after he'd changed his shorts!
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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2006, 12:18:46 AM »
WE HAVE A WINNER IN THE SHORT FIELD LANDING CONTEST!!!
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fireflyr

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2006, 12:23:57 AM »
Well, you paged me and I forgot my darn cell phone so I figured this would be quick...............
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fireflyr

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2006, 12:26:59 AM »
OK, you said call on a land line ASAP, now, what's so important?
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Offline Ted_Stryker

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2006, 03:56:57 AM »
"Chuck, is that you?"
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