Author Topic: CONTEST: YOUR FAVORITE FUNNY LINE. WIN AN ADVANCE COPY OF "GOLD RUSH"!  (Read 13245 times)

Offline Stef

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Well, the books are starting to trickle in and we are getting things ready and organized for the big release. Of course, we can’t wait to give you the new book to see what you guys think about it so we thought we will raffle off two advance copies.

So here is, you’ve guessed it, another contest!

Enter by posting your favorite one-liner for the drawing of two copies of Chicken Wings 4 "Gold Rush"! Here are the rules:

Post a good one-liner (they don’t have to be “your” own quotes) RIGHT HERE, or on twitter, or facebook and you will be automatically entered into the drawing for the new book. Then we will roll the dice on the guys with the funniest lines. If you submit more than just one funny line, feel free to do so, but your name will still only enter the drawing once. As an example, two of our personal favorites are:

"Dear IRS, please cancel my subscription"
or
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." By Jack Nicholson.

DEADLINE for your entries is TUESDAY next week, June 19th 2012!

As always, anonymous posts and posts in the blog underneath the daily strip will be difficult for us. We would like to be able to notify you in case you win the drawing and that’s easier from Facebook, Twitter or here in the forum. If you’re not a forum member yet, all you need to do is sign up and post one post. We will not send you any of the annoying marketing campaigns, newsletters, and such nor use your info for any third party, honestly! To receive our newsletter (which goes out about every other month or so), you can sign up here.
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Offline Oddball

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Here's my two to start off with:

You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!

and

Spring Chicken to sh*te Hawk in one easy lesson,
"You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!"and "spring chicken to sh**e hawk in one easy lesson"

Offline kkrummy1

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Did you ever get the feeling that the whole world was a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes?

Offline Rooster Cruiser

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A line I once coined:  "Give me enough bananas and I'll teach a monkey to fly this thing."  Hehe.   ::whistle::

RC
"Me 'n Earl was haulin' chickens / On a flatbed outta Wiggins..."

Wolf Creek Pass, by CW McCall

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I like this one because it applies to aviation a great deal:

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.


 ::rofl::
Dear IRS: Please cancel my subscription.

Offline Racer944

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One of my favorites...

"We have enough youth... how about a fountain of SMART?  - Authour unknown

or one about life

"Sometimes you're the dog... and sometimes you're the hydrant..."

Cheers;
Eric
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"As a kid, I always wanted to fly helicopters when I grew up, turns out I can't do both..."

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a helicopter pilot to fish and he will sit on a boat and drink beer and martoonis all day..."

"Talk to three helicopter pilots about a subject and you will get four opinions..."

Life may not be the party we hoped for---but while we're here--we might as well dance..........

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From my days in the nuclear plant...

"If I can't fix it, I can fix it so YOU can't fix it!"

John

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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut

and for all you martoooni lovers out there,

When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!
"You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!"and "spring chicken to sh**e hawk in one easy lesson"

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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invented the airplane, the pessimist the parachute. - unknown writer

Offline dark-gray

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A good one that popped into my mind during a call with my boss:

Tell me what you want and I tell you why you don't get it!  8)

Cheers

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Here is another favorite of mine (oh boy! I hope I get to win a copy!!!!)

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - unknown author
Dear IRS: Please cancel my subscription.

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Should Mike be entering in this?  ::complaining: ::loony:: ::thinking::
"You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!"and "spring chicken to sh**e hawk in one easy lesson"

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Should Mike be entering in this?  ::complaining: ::loony:: ::thinking::

HAHA!

I just love good one-liners!
Dear IRS: Please cancel my subscription.

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YAY!! does that mean I've won?  :D :D :D :D :D ::bow::
"You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!"and "spring chicken to sh**e hawk in one easy lesson"