Redneck Medical Dictionary:
Artery.........................The study of paintings
Bacteria......................Back door to cafeteria
Barium........................What doctors do when patients die
Benign........................ What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section........ A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan.......................Searching for Kitty
Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her
Colic........................... A sheep dog
Coma...........................A punctuation mark
Dilate......................... To live long
Enema...........................Not a friend
Fester.......................... Quicker than someone else
Fibula.......................... A small lie
Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain................... Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff................. A Doctor's cane
Morbid......................... A higher offer
Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates
Node............................ I knew it
Outpatient...................... A person who has fainted
Pelvis................. ......... Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative............ A letter carrier
Recovery Room.......... Place to do upholstery
Rectum......................... Nearly killed him
Secretion...................... Hiding something
Seizure........................ Roman emperor
Tablet.......................... A small table
Terminal Illness............ Getting sick at the airport
Tumour........................ One, plus one more
Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out
