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Author Topic: Humor....I need Humor!  (Read 1735011 times)

Offline Rooster Cruiser

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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #990 on: May 17, 2007, 10:43:03 PM »
Quote from: Frank N. O. on May 17, 2007, 02:49:30 PM
Hahaha, great classics, however just the for the record, when I say I want a female co-pilot, it's not a lie but wishful thinking  |:)\

Frank

This comes from experience:  Trust me Frank, once you've had one, you'll pray you never have another!   ::banghead::

Just Kidding Ladies!  Hehe
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #991 on: May 17, 2007, 10:48:09 PM »
Quote from: Rooster Cruiser on May 17, 2007, 10:43:03 PM

This comes from experience:  Trust me Frank, once you've had one, you'll pray you never have another!   ::banghead::

Just Kidding Ladies!  Hehe

Oh dear Rooster Cruiser... :o ... I think I can hear 'Mom stompin' down the hallway...lata...gotta go... and uummm .......do something...  ::drinking:: ::drinking::  :D :D
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #992 on: May 17, 2007, 11:06:01 PM »
Quote from: gibbo_335 on May 17, 2007, 10:48:09 PM
Quote from: Rooster Cruiser on May 17, 2007, 10:43:03 PM

This comes from experience:  Trust me Frank, once you've had one, you'll pray you never have another!   ::banghead::

Just Kidding Ladies!  Hehe

Oh dear Rooster Cruiser... :o ... I think I can hear 'Mom stompin' down the hallway...lata...gotta go... and uummm .......do something...  ::drinking:: ::drinking::  :D :D
EJECT EJECT EJECT!!!  ::unbelieveable:: ::unbelieveable::

TM
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #993 on: May 17, 2007, 11:09:30 PM »
TM I think 'Mom might be gunna "come back there"  ::eek::  ::rofl:: (thanks Frank :) )
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #994 on: May 19, 2007, 06:34:10 AM »
Quote from: gibbo_335 on May 17, 2007, 11:09:30 PM
TM I think 'Mom might be gunna "come back there"  ::eek::  ::rofl:: (thanks Frank :) )
I just got mail from "mom"-she's been off line and I didn't tell her about this----I'm just gonna watch what happens when she gets back---YOU GUYS ARE GONNA SO GET IT !!!!  ::rambo:: ::rambo:: ::rambo:: ::rambo::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #995 on: May 19, 2007, 10:48:51 PM »
Quote from: airtac on May 19, 2007, 06:34:10 AM
Quote from: gibbo_335 on May 17, 2007, 11:09:30 PM
TM I think 'Mom might be gunna "come back there"  ::eek::  ::rofl:: (thanks Frank :) )
I just got mail from "mom"-she's been off line and I didn't tell her about this----I'm just gonna watch what happens when she gets back---YOU GUYS ARE GONNA SO GET IT !!!!  ::rambo:: ::rambo:: ::rambo:: ::rambo::

Hey I live halfway across the country so I'm safe.

Unless, of course, she plans on bringing the Minivan to Airventure... but I'll see it and I have friends who live there and will let me hide out in their basements or what not...

TM

P.S. I didn't do anything, anyway.
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #996 on: May 20, 2007, 08:59:55 PM »
 ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::drinking::   

::thinking:: Not quite sure why TM and I are gunna get it  ::sulk:: ::sulk::   ::sweat:: ::sweat:: Are you SURE you didn't say anything extra the 'Mom
Airtac  ::thinking::

Hey....TM I live half way 'round the world!!!! ...you'll be safe here 
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #997 on: May 20, 2007, 10:30:34 PM »
Quote from: gibbo_335 on May 20, 2007, 08:59:55 PM
::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::drinking::   

::thinking:: Not quite sure why TM and I are gunna get it  ::sulk:: ::sulk::   ::sweat:: ::sweat:: Are you SURE you didn't say anything extra the 'Mom
Airtac  ::thinking::

Hey....TM I live half way 'round the world!!!! ...you'll be safe here 

WHO, ME?---I just said  what fine chaps you are...... ::angel:: ::angel:: ::angel:: ::rofl::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #998 on: May 20, 2007, 11:23:13 PM »
Quote from: airtac on May 20, 2007, 10:30:34 PM
Quote from: gibbo_335 on May 20, 2007, 08:59:55 PM
::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::drinking::   

::thinking:: Not quite sure why TM and I are gunna get it  ::sulk:: ::sulk::   ::sweat:: ::sweat:: Are you SURE you didn't say anything extra the 'Mom
Airtac  ::thinking::

Hey....TM I live half way 'round the world!!!! ...you'll be safe here 

WHO, ME?---I just said  what fine chaps you are...... ::angel:: ::angel:: ::angel:: ::rofl::

PHEW!!!!  That's a load of my mind..... i can sleep easy now  ::sleep::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #999 on: May 21, 2007, 03:28:42 AM »
Years ago...  Back when I drove a Truck for a living, I once had this conversation on CB Channel 19 (The Truck Drivers channel in the USA)

While I was driving through downtown Nashville TN, some girl started yelling at me on channel 19...

She said, "Hey Miller! (I drove for Miller Truck Lines at the time..) are you a 10-4 truck driver?"

I said, "What in the hell is a 10-4 truck driver?"

She said, "That's a Driver that's got 10 inches long and 4 inches around.  Now do you understand what a 10-4 truck driver is?"

I said, "Five-Two"
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1000 on: May 21, 2007, 06:18:43 AM »
Heh, btw Rooster Cruiser, I just read your signature.  CW McCall for the win!  I kinda like Black Bear Road and CJ5 and 4wheel drive!
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1001 on: May 21, 2007, 11:33:42 PM »
Quote from: gibbo_335 on May 20, 2007, 11:23:13 PM
Quote from: airtac on May 20, 2007, 10:30:34 PM
Quote from: gibbo_335 on May 20, 2007, 08:59:55 PM
::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::drinking::   

::thinking:: Not quite sure why TM and I are gunna get it  ::sulk:: ::sulk::   ::sweat:: ::sweat:: Are you SURE you didn't say anything extra the 'Mom
Airtac  ::thinking::

Hey....TM I live half way 'round the world!!!! ...you'll be safe here 

WHO, ME?---I just said  what fine chaps you are...... ::angel:: ::angel:: ::angel:: ::rofl::

PHEW!!!!  That's a load of my mind..... i can sleep easy now  ::sleep::

Rut-roh! She's online now... guess we'll find out. I'm filling in for somebody tonight to do a night XC with a student, so unless she's put Sidewinders on the Minivan I think I'm safe...  ::angel::

TM
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1002 on: May 22, 2007, 12:41:06 AM »
 ::unbelieveable:: C-C-C-c-c-c-c-c-careful out t-t-t-there TM I think airtac might be giving 'Mom some covert information  ::rofl::

Good use of the Scooby voice rhy da wray  ;)
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1003 on: May 22, 2007, 03:25:29 AM »
RUT ROH---more Scooby Doo fans ::rofl:: ::rofl::

And your wrong about the covert information---I'm as scared as you are---I'm just trying to elude the fallout ::eek:: ::eek::
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Re: Humor....I need Humor!
« Reply #1004 on: May 22, 2007, 02:18:35 PM »
Quote from: airtac on May 22, 2007, 03:25:29 AM
RUT ROH---more Scooby Doo fans ::rofl:: ::rofl::

And your wrong about the covert information---I'm as scared as you are---I'm just trying to elude the fallout ::eek:: ::eek::

Then how do you explain intelligence reports of secret meetings with S'mom wearing a lizard suit behind the fishmarket?

TM
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