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Offline Rooster Cruiser

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Minimum Approach Speed
« on: June 09, 2009, 01:16:15 PM »
LMAO!!!  Chuck has met his match in the cheesy one-liner department!   ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::

This chick must be a pilot, but where are her sunglasses?   ::thinking::

Great one again, Mike and Stef.   ::bow::

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Re: Minimum Approach Speed
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 03:44:09 PM »
 She must be wearing those new sunglasses contacts........cheesy pun of course fully intended!
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Re: Minimum Approach Speed
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 04:52:20 PM »
Again -- as always -- GREAT strip!!!

Too good, guys!!!!!!!!

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Re: Minimum Approach Speed
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 11:29:30 PM »
OK, I think this is the best one you guys have come up with in a long time!  Great use of aviation terminology, and a pleasant departure from the standard "Chuck is Stupid" theme.   ::wave::

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Re: Minimum Approach Speed
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2009, 07:15:24 AM »
She cant be a pilot........no sunglasses and no expensive, no use what so ever, super size, off balance inducing watch on her wrist.
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Re: Minimum Approach Speed
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2009, 11:56:10 AM »
She cant be a pilot........no sunglasses and no expensive, no use what so ever, super size, off balance inducing watch on her wrist.

True enough.  Maybe she's the girlfriend of a pilot, cause she sure knows the lingo!  Hehe.
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Re: Minimum Approach Speed
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2009, 03:45:42 PM »
Or an ATC.
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Re: Minimum Approach Speed
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2009, 10:21:33 PM »
Or an ATC.

As a pilot, would it be a good idea to date an ATC?
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Re: Minimum Approach Speed
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2009, 10:48:50 PM »
Or an ATC.

As a pilot, would it be a good idea to date an ATC?

Just don't piss her off, she might make a "mistake" next time you're in the air.   ::rambo::   ::rofl::

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Re: Minimum Approach Speed
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2009, 02:50:31 AM »
HA HA!

Thanks for the kudos guys!  ::bow:: ::bow:: ::bow::

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Re: Minimum Approach Speed
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2009, 07:02:32 AM »
Might of seen her over here in Pilot magazine  ::thinking::
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Re: Minimum Approach Speed
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2009, 02:36:23 PM »
Might of seen her over here in Pilot magazine  ::thinking::

yup, there is a very high chance....  ;)
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Re: Minimum Approach Speed
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2009, 05:40:43 PM »
yeah, REAL good one y'all! i love it!
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