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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2008, 09:23:57 PM »
Communication failure (AKA squawk 7600)-A situation when the pilot can not communicate with the air traffic controller because he's having a bad day,or just wants actually to have fun.
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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2008, 10:39:02 PM »
DEAD RECKONING - yep looks about right...umm hang on...oh, no that's not right....
which brings us to ..
GPS - an aid to aid in bad dead reckoning
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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2008, 06:06:57 AM »
Aileron - A hinged control surface on the wing that scares the hell out of airline passengers when it moves.
Airplane - The infernal machine invented by two bicycle mechanics from Dayton, Ohio and perfected on the sands of the Outer Banks of Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. Precursor of the Frisbee.
Cockpit - 1. A confined space in which two chickens fight each other, especially when they can't find the airport in a rainstorm. 2. Area in which the pilot sits while attempting to figure out where he is.
Collision - Unplanned contact between one aircraft and another. As a rule, collisions that result in the creation of several smaller and less airworthy aircraft from the original two are thought to be the most serious.
GPS - Going Perfectly Straight
Log - A small rectangular notebook used by pilots to record lies.
Radar - An extremely realistic type of video game, often found at airports. Players try to send small game-pieces, called "blips," from one side of the screen to the other without colliding with each other. Player with the fewest collisions wins.
Roger - The most popular name in radio.
Useful Load - Volumetric capacity of the aircraft, without regard to cargo weight.
Wilco - Roger's brother, the nerd.


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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2008, 04:32:54 PM »
Horizontal Stabilizer . . . flat surface, mainly used to deposit tools and sunglasses

Elevator . . . surface big enough to put both hands on it when pushing the airplane out of the hangar

Aviation Grade Oil . . . just like any other oil but about $100.00 USD more per quart
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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2008, 12:53:00 AM »
GPS selective availability - "dang, entered the wrong coordinates".....

Bonding cable wire connected to aircraft when refuelling for the purpose of tripping over. also has cute little metal clip to damage whatever you have connected it to, and a wad of fine wires sticking out to puncture skin.

Torque Wrench  a more refined tool for installing spark plugs. looks more professional than tightening them till they go crack, then backing them off half a turn....

aviators breathing oxygen hangover cure. not sure why it is specific to aviators, probably comes with beer, spilt Avgas, mouldy carpet and body odour scent added to make it just like the inside of the plane.
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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2008, 01:27:02 AM »
IFR - I follow roads (or I follow Rail..for the rail buffs)
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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2008, 01:46:15 AM »
(or I follow Rail..for the rail buffs)

which we have tons of in here  . . .  ::)

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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2008, 07:22:22 PM »
IFR - I follow roads (or I follow Rail..for the rail buffs)

VFR - Visually Following Roads  ;)

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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2008, 10:34:16 PM »
Glider related ones:

Glider: Commen aviation slang term for a sailplane
Sailplane: A fusulage shaped hunk of metal, fiberglass, or fabric with obsenely long wings, often interfering with commercial traffic in Nevada
Thermal: Powered Pilot- More turbulance     Glider pilot- LIFE!!!!!
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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2008, 07:31:06 PM »
Stall: aircraft maneuver that defines the pilot depending on the altitude he execute.
      1- 5000+ feets AGL: pilot not trusted by his instructor.
      2- 2000 - 4999 AGL: student pilot exercising. 
      3- 800 - 1999 AGL: pilot who's starting to have too much trust in his skills
      4- 50 - 799 AGL: pilot who's about to know if he made enough 2000-4999 AGL stalls.
      5- 1 - 49 AGL: pilot who will have to figure out en excuse for this landing
      6- 0 - 1 AGL: could be either 1- lucky pilot if done once, 2- good pilot if repeated 3 times, or 3- WHATAREYOUDOING pilot if executed in heavy cross winds.

Cabin heat: airplane device that provide comfort to pilot who fly in the same region where the airplane was designed. If airplane is used on northern portion of the north hemisphere, this device will produce enough heat to keep the pilot barely alive for the duration of the flight.

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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2008, 09:40:10 PM »
Turbine Engine - Device installed in aircraft that turns jet fuel into smoke and noise; also used to run the fan keeping the pilot cool..

Bleed Air Heater - Turbine engine accessory used to increase the oil and exhaust gas temperatures.  May provide some incidental heat to the pilot.

Janitrol Heater - Turns jet fuel into smoke and noise and reduces useful load; provides neither heat nor cooling to the pilot.

Aircraft Tool Kit - Bag of tools the engineers considered too rusty to steal and harmless enough to let the pilots play with.  Kept aboard by superstitious pilots to ward off snags.

Rotor Brake - Friction device used by pilots to spin a helicopter in a circle on icy pads during shutdown.  May also be used to start a fire in flight.

Trim Tab - Protuberance on the trailing edge of an airfoil, adjusted by engineers to modify flight behaviour and pilots to modify engineer behaviour.

Swashplate -  Device that converts pilot's control inputs from smooth, deliberate, linear motions to frantic and erratic pitch excursions.

Anti-torque Pedals - Control used to provide the additional power demand required to create an overtorque.

Overtorque - An event caused by sudden changes in the wind and weaknesses in aircraft design. 

Useful Load - Weight rating set 100 lbs below customer expectations.

Pilot's Operating Handbook - Manufacturer's text containing all the reasons why the pilot is at fault.  Stored just out of reach of the Pilot.  Also known as the "Fright Manual".

Seatbelts - Passenger restraints; installed in such a manner that they give an audible warning to the pilot when left unfastened and hanging out the door.

100 Hour Inspection - Ritual performed by engineers overnight.  Results in the exorcism of aircraft gremlins through the application of cabalistic handprints and fresh grease.
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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2008, 09:51:53 PM »
Overtorque - An event caused by sudden changes in the wind and weaknesses in aircraft design. 

Like it---I am going to have to remember this---so how many times have heard that one??  ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle::
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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2008, 11:25:54 PM »

Useful Load - Weight rating set 100 lbs below customer expectations.


they're all great ! Thanks Chopper Doc!

this one here also seems REALLY familiar
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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2008, 05:53:22 PM »
You got me started, now you've gotta sit through some more:

Tail Rotor - The whirly bit at the back of the tailboom; used to make small bush pads larger.

Strobe Gear - Divination tool used by engineers in place of lamb's entrails to foretell the results of pitch link and tab adjustments.  Not as messy as the old school methods.

Belly Hook - Device mounted to the bottom of a chopper used to deliver the accumulated static charge to ground crew while operating in rain or snow.

Long Line - An extension of the connection between hook and load; used to improve speed and random oscillations of load.

Logging Window - Bubble-type window allowing pilot to increase neck strain while long-lining.

Longine Rescue - Dramatic emergency rescue technique; requires convincing a highly-trained and capable rescuer to take the place of a wrecking ball.

Dope-on-a-rope - See Longline Rescue, wrecking ball.

Bowling for Drillers - Technique for training pilots to longline smoothly, involving drillers lying about weight of longline load that pilot then uses to bowl them over with.

Snag - Entry made in technical logs that may result in the aircraft being grounded.  Usually only appears on the last day of a pilot's field tour.

Bambi Bucket - Collapsible bucket slung beneath helicopter; used in forestry firefighting to put muddy water onto firefighters.

Pilot - Ancient Basque word for magician, originally applied to harbour captains who could safely guide visiting vessels past dangers hidden underwater - they learned their trade by hitting everything in the harbour and approaches at least once.

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Re: New CW Aircraft Glossary!
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2009, 09:47:27 PM »
Hovering: activity popular with pilots who love to fly but have no place to go