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Offline G-man

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Student crashes simulator
« on: August 12, 2008, 07:17:20 PM »
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Re: Student crashes simulator
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2008, 08:25:31 PM »
LMFAO!!!   ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::  "He was heard to yell 'Ai-Yi-Yi-Yi!' as the simulator crashed."!!!  Methinks I would yell the same thing if I was on a Sim that knocked itself down!  Do you think I'll be put on the Terrorist Watch List for admitting such a thing?   ::loony::

Hopefully, everyone will know that this 'Article' was authored by someone with their tongue very far into their cheek!  The Politically Correct crowd really does not have a sense of humor.  Nor, I fear, does the TSA.

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Re: Student crashes simulator
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2008, 09:15:04 PM »
Quote from: Rooster Cruiser on August 12, 2008, 08:25:31 PM
LMFAO!!!   ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: 
Hopefully, everyone will know that this 'Article' was authored by someone with their tongue very far into their cheek! 

Ya think.. Avril F. Olsdey  ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle::
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Re: Student crashes simulator
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2008, 09:17:52 PM »
 ??? ::thinking:: ::loony::
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Re: Student crashes simulator
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2008, 09:55:15 PM »
Creepy thing is, it Could get real not that hard in current paranoid society...
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Re: Student crashes simulator
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2008, 06:28:47 PM »
ROFL!!!  I think this is another job for the MythBusters from the Discovery Channel.  Now that may be some entertaining television.
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Re: Student crashes simulator
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2008, 03:31:36 AM »
is this a real story??  ::eek::

....you never know with that G-man guy . . .  ;)
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Re: Student crashes simulator
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2008, 04:24:55 AM »
Quote from: Mike on August 15, 2008, 03:31:36 AM
is this a real story??  ::eek::

....you never know with that G-man guy . . .  ;)

YEAH---He's a feckless troublemaker if I've ever seen one >:D ::wave::
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Re: Student crashes simulator
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2008, 02:14:42 AM »
Is that a fat joke or what! rolmfao   ::rofl:: ::knockedout:: How did he manage that? I bow to the master of idiocy or dumb luck  ::bow::  Was that chuck?
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Re: Student crashes simulator
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2008, 03:41:29 AM »
Hey Gordy---can you put Avril F Olsday (GEE don't that sound like April Fools Day) in bigger letters so we'll all get it ::whistle::
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Re: Student crashes simulator
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2008, 04:53:08 AM »
Quote from: G-man on August 12, 2008, 09:15:04 PM
Quote from: Rooster Cruiser on August 12, 2008, 08:25:31 PM
LMFAO!!!   ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: 
Hopefully, everyone will know that this 'Article' was authored by someone with their tongue very far into their cheek! 

Ya think.. Avril F. Olsdey  ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle::

Boy! I am such a sucker for those things. Didn't even catch on after he posted it in big letter . . .   ::)

...just know not to trust G-Man!  ;)

cute story along the same lines:

Last week in Oregon we had a State trooper stop by Jane and check her out. My driver and I were all standing there pointing and explaining and the trooper was all excited about the paint and the sticker but from the distance it looked like we were arguing. So when the two Ops chiefs arrived for their recon at the helibase trailer and saw us they asked my crewmember (who is very quick on his feet) why the police was talking to us.
He told them I got pulled over after my last approach 'cause I came in too fast !  ::rofl:: ::rofl::
Had them going for a while! HA HA!!
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Re: Student crashes simulator
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2008, 04:53:44 AM »
Quote from: airtac on August 27, 2008, 03:41:29 AM
Hey Gordy---can you put Avril F Olsday (GEE don't that sound like April Fools Day) in bigger letters so we'll all get it ::whistle::

Really--Huh--Are we the only ones that got that??  ::whistle:: ::whistle::
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Re: Student crashes simulator
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2008, 06:02:31 PM »
Quote from: G-man on August 27, 2008, 04:53:44 AM
Quote from: airtac on August 27, 2008, 03:41:29 AM
Hey Gordy---can you put Avril F Olsday (GEE don't that sound like April Fools Day) in bigger letters so we'll all get it ::whistle::

Really--Huh--Are we the only ones that got that??  ::whistle:: ::whistle::

Oh Dear!  Even the Great and Fabulous Mikey missed it!   ::eek:: ::unbelieveable::

I reckon you're gonna have to draw a flow-chart from now on G-man so everyone gets it the first time around!   ::whistle:: ::drinking:: ::bow::
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Re: Student crashes simulator
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2008, 03:45:11 AM »
Quote from: Rooster Cruiser on August 27, 2008, 06:02:31 PM
Quote from: G-man on August 27, 2008, 04:53:44 AM
Quote from: airtac on August 27, 2008, 03:41:29 AM
Hey Gordy---can you put Avril F Olsday (GEE don't that sound like April Fools Day) in bigger letters so we'll all get it ::whistle::

Really--Huh--Are we the only ones that got that??  ::whistle:: ::whistle::

Oh Dear!  Even the Great and Fabulous Mikey missed it!   ::eek:: ::unbelieveable::

I reckon you're gonna have to draw a flow-chart from now on G-man so everyone gets it the first time around!   ::whistle:: ::drinking:: ::bow::
Flow chart for G-man?----lessee---"the bourbon bone is connected to the swallow bone--the swallow bone is connected to the bullsh*t bone----the bullsh*t bone is connected to the helicopter pilot bone"................... ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::
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